to sit here literally pissing myself laughing

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at something Custy posted on facebook?

Here is the link but warning: I laughed so much I very nearly barfed! That much laughing cannot be good for you?

I saved this to read later
Haven't laughed so hard for a long time and really needed it!
Thank you so much

Those are wonderful, I have not laughed like that for ages! Thank you for posting. x

my lips are now bleeding.

(they were a bit dry and crusty, now actually bleeding!)

Oh dear god, my face hurt, that is the funniest thing I've read in bloody ages. My old phone used to always autocorrect 'the' to 'Vietnam'. I had some very interesting conversations on that phone!

Fantastic! I nearly fell of the chair.

Love it thankyou so much!
I like the one about being arrested and read his banana rights.
"Banana rights? You have the right to a banana, if you can't afford one a really crappy one will be appointed for you"

I am laughing now, thankyou!

This should be in classics.
I thought i was going to pass out, I was laughing so much I couldn't breathe.

Just what I needed, thanks.

I love Damn You Autocorrect, it always makes me laugh.

But I can't read the link right now, I just had a wisdom tooth out and it hurts too much to even smile right now.

Am I a misery guts? I think they're all made up.

No, they're not. :)

Hmm. I think they're made up too.

Oh, who cares? They're funny!

Not made up. DH often sends me texts that his phone has autocorrected, none have ever been quite this bad though. And they are usually followed by him sending a message that says "Stupid pedicure Nextel" by which I think he means 'Stupid predictive text' but who knows.

And if I call DS by name in a text on my phone it autocorrects to 'Lordship' (which is quite appropriate sometimes).

My favourite on the autocorrect site is the person decorating with a paint colour called 'effervescent shit stain'. I think I nearly choked to death at that point.