to sit here literally pissing myself laughing

[SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell]

at something Custy posted on facebook?

Here is the link but warning: I laughed so much I very nearly barfed! That much laughing cannot be good for you?

"I've just learned how to cockslap on my iphone"

tears rolling down my face!!

I am loving Number 47... Just imagining the Mum reading it before he had a chance to correct himself... loved the way she passed it over to dad..

Still pregnant (DS due in two weeks) but only just... he has however got VERY feisty now! Don't care if they're made up - made me LAUGH!!

I have had to stop reading for a moment. I am crying with laughter. DH thinks I've lost the plot.

Bloody brilliant! thank you.

thank you :o

I am actually crying with laughter, they are brilliant! Thank you for brightening my day

You absolute bastard.

I read them just before I had to do the school run and just about managed to get myself together enough to walk there. Waiting outside DD's school with all the lovely nice mums, the word 'fuckweasel' popped into my head and I snorted, explosively, then went into one of those silent shoulder-shaking, tears-running-down-face, gasping, helpless fits, where one part of your brain keeps telling you 'it's not that funny, it's not that funny, it'snotthatfunny,it'snotthatfunny' but the other part leaps up and just as you're getting a grip on yourself, says 'fuckweasel'.

And you're off again.

.

I've been reading these for months - never, ever fail to cheer me up! I loved

I'm going to be late.
Why, are you ok?
No, my nannies head fell off

Still laughing at this weeks later. I went to bed with a fit of the giggles that night!

its 3.30 in the morning and its really hard to piss yourself laughing quietly so you dont wake up the other half.

I read all of those before, and still reading them again had me crying and I forgot the migraine for ten minutes... now it's back worse so I am off to bed, but thanks for the link to some of the good autocorrects before they started faking all of them...

I remember when I first discovered DYAC and I literally woke the entire house screaming with laughter. :o

"My cock exploded."
"I'm at work Jake...this isn't funny. Call your Dad."

it wasnt funny

Who says they are made up? I've had a few of these errors myself.

And they are hysterical!

Love it!

Brilliant, thanks

These are hilarious - love the killing in the woods one.

I have the fuckweasel dress in my wardrobe too hahahahhah

DYAC is the first site I look at of a morning!

I once sat at working weeping with laughter and unable to even tell anyone why.

hilarious - thank you for the link! My dd asked what was wrong too, as I was laughing so loudly she thought I was crying/in pain.

I thought the Bennett texts were funnier than DYAC. Hustla Da Rabbit