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Original poster

to be disgusted at my shitting husband

119 replies

Gloribe · 17/10/2011 16:34

Shit appears to be a theme today.

My DH is normally quite well mannered and comes equipped with all the required social skills. However he has recently started coming into the bathroom to have a shit while I am in the bath or shower. He says he can't wait until I'm done. I think what's the point in having £15 lavender scented bubbles from L'Occitane when he's firing out a smelly dump a metre from my head. I shout at him, but he says I'm being precious and it's what all married people do. Now, I don't want to ask my friends if this sort of thing is normal, so I'm throwing it out here.

And it fucking stinks.

Yesterday I was on the loo when he came in and pissed in the sink.
I'm not sure what the hell has happened to him.

AIBU to think this is vile?
[hconfused]

OP posts:
norrisghoulafterpm · 17/10/2011 16:34

lock the door?

squeakytoy · 17/10/2011 16:35

er, would a lock on the door not be a simple solution? Confused

MrBloomsNursery · 17/10/2011 16:35
Biscuit
wahwahwah · 17/10/2011 16:35

Lock the door

Methe · 17/10/2011 16:35

Just take him to the vets and have him put to sleep.

Angel786 · 17/10/2011 16:35

Yanbu.

DawnOfTheDeementedDead · 17/10/2011 16:35

He pissed in the sink? Dirty fucker!

I'd suggest you invest in a lock for the bathroom, sharpish.

ZombiesAteYourCervix · 17/10/2011 16:36

I'd have to leave tha bastard. Not asseptable.

Original poster
Gloribe · 17/10/2011 16:36

We don't have a lock on the door because of our DD's habit of locking herself in. Better suggestions?

OP posts:
Grumpla · 17/10/2011 16:36

Lock the door.

That, or leave the bastard.

MedusaIsHavingABadHairDay · 17/10/2011 16:37

It's not normal! My DH wouldn't dream of using the loo if I was in the bath!
Lock the door.

SecretNutellaFix · 17/10/2011 16:37

Put a lock high up on the door? Where your DD can't reach?

loveglove · 17/10/2011 16:37

Ask him if he needs the toilet before going in the bath.

You can get locks for internal doors that open with keys from the outside (DD) - just remember to take the keys in with you when you go in.

slightlymad72 · 17/10/2011 16:37

you can buy locks that you can open from the outside.

Rudawakening · 17/10/2011 16:38

Put a lock at the top of the door where DD can not reach but you can.

GooseyLoosey · 17/10/2011 16:38

Lock at the top of the door where dd can't reach.

SickleBOO · 17/10/2011 16:38

Hook & eye type lock at adult height. The sort you can get on gates.
Fill a beaker with water when you're in the shower & tip it over his head.

discobeaver · 17/10/2011 16:39

Put a lock really high up where your dd can't reach?
That's utterly disgusting behaviour, wtf? Shit on his dinner plate.

usualsuspect · 17/10/2011 16:39

you only have one bathroom?Shock

discobeaver · 17/10/2011 16:40

Ha, x posted with everyone, except the dinner plate part . . .

Poodleplops · 17/10/2011 16:40

Make him take a dump outside.

Original poster
Gloribe · 17/10/2011 16:41

Thanks MNetters. I didn't think it was normal. The lock from the outside sounds like a good idea but I suspect he gets some weird sick thrill out of my disgust.

OP posts:
loveglove · 17/10/2011 16:42

poop on his chest while he's asleep.

nickelbabe · 17/10/2011 16:43

I can see his POV, from the fact when you need to go, you need to go, but if he's doing it every time, then he's being a twat.

You're not being precious - if it stinks then he's ruining your wash time.

If you can't lock the door, then shove a chair against it, or a big box.

Yama · 17/10/2011 16:43

I was going to say put a lock at adult height but I see numerous posters have beaten me to it.

YANBU