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AIBU?

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To think it's not my fault DH has lost his piano wig?

150 replies

HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 12:28

He's blaming my house-keeping but I'm working full time just as he is and personally think housework should be a joint responsibility! Not just mine! I said he should help me with the housework and put his stuff where he can find it again and not rely on me as if I'm his mother. AIBU?

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CroissantNeuf · 07/10/2011 12:30

WTF is a piano wig?

Is it part of his Chewbacca outfit? Grin

HecateGoddessOfTheNight · 07/10/2011 12:30

Did you shift it?

JambalayaCodfishDIE · 07/10/2011 12:31

Whats a piano wig?

HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 12:33

No he still won't wear the Chewbacca thing although he has agreed to the police man outfit and is considering Darth Vader so we've moved on somewhat.

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PhishFoodAddiction · 07/10/2011 12:38

Please tell us WTF a piano wig is and then we can decide!

HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 12:49

I didn't touch it

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CroissantNeuf · 07/10/2011 12:54

Is your DH LadyGaga?

HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 12:56

Ca't believe you guys don't know what a piano wig is Confused don't any of you play?

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ceebie · 07/10/2011 12:59

Har har, I loose everything and expect my DH to know where it is - thing is, it's because he's so good at it! "DH WHERE'S MY HAIRBRUSH" "YOU LEFT IT IN THE SPARE ROOM" "THANKS" - I don't know how he has a memory for where he last saw something but he does. Your DH is just training you to find his stuff for him because he knows you will be better at it than him.

WinterIsComing · 07/10/2011 13:03

It is anything like this famous pianist's wig?

picnicbasketcase · 07/10/2011 13:04

Mozart style powered wig? Seeexxy.

valiumredhead · 07/10/2011 13:05

I play ( well sort of, I have lessons) have NO clue what a piano wig is!

GetOrfMo1Land · 07/10/2011 13:05

Perhaps it is underneath his disco stick?

HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 13:06

well I don't know how to explain it really, it's just a piano wig! you're supposed to wear it when you play. Both my parents had one, I had one and DH has one. I'm trying to get one for DS too but he doesn't that interested in the piano yet Sad

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Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:07

Is it under the pile of horse manure photo he sent to your Gran? Grin

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:07

Do you know someone called Sharon?

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:08

That should have read "pile-of-horse-manure photo"

schroeder · 07/10/2011 13:09

Did you try saying 'stick it up your arse'?

Works for me Smile

picnicbasketcase · 07/10/2011 13:10

What purpose does it serve? I have this image in my mind of a huge wig with a built in metronome sticking out of the side.

Oakmaiden · 07/10/2011 13:10

Huh? I play the piano, but certainly don't put on a wig to play.

And google isn't being my friend here either....

Are you making this up to make us all think we have gone mad? I know! You make and sell wigs, and you are trying to create a demand for them?

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:11
picnicbasketcase · 07/10/2011 13:11
limitedperiodonly · 07/10/2011 13:11

Oh, you mean like the one Elton John wore before his transplant.

ScarletLady01 · 07/10/2011 13:11

I second "WTF is a piano wig??"

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:12

Is it a Liberace wig? Does he wear spangly outfits too?

And I ask again - do you have a friend called Sharon?