To think it's not my fault DH has lost his piano wig?

[HornySwoggle]

He's blaming my house-keeping but I'm working full time just as he is and personally think housework should be a joint responsibility! Not just mine! I said he should help me with the housework and put his stuff where he can find it again and not rely on me as if I'm his mother. AIBU?

Did OP say they use THEM as in they have more than one of them?

Grew up in very musical circles playing the piano as my first instrument an dI have never ever heard of a piano wig.

Does it muffle the sounds and make the playing sound better in your own head at least?????

Have you lost it making a grilled cheese sandwich?

I'm so glad I checked back in on this thread, I was beside myself with worry that your DH's piano wig might not turn up and his keyboard skills would never recover. God forbid your son should ever nick off with his oboe cravat.

ROFL @ image of piano in huge powdered wig

"oboe cravat"

Well DC can be pesky creatures, DD moved DH's tuba monocle the other day.

You are all utter biatches.
I actually do wear cymbal trousers. And I will have rocking's Wiano Pig.
Mwahhahaha.

I my mind of I keep picturin an entire family playing the piano in High Court Judges wigs.

I sentence thee to forty repetitions of chopsticks

Oh, and by the way.
Never watch "Skyline".
It's shite.

Oh - I once knew how to play Chopsticks.
Back in the day.
When I was young.
And actually alive -

Poor OP

Having to make do, only having one piano wig.

The recession has hit harder than one realised

I know what Piano Black is, so maybe a Piano Wig is a glossy one in that colour?

That's boasting by stealth Rose - you are such a biatch.

Well surely everyone has at least 7 wigs and a bare minimum of 2 grand piano's and three full time employee's to turn one's "Great pieces of Mozart" sheet music book?

Surely this is just a fact.

Salmotrutta needs no wig - since she has no reflection (said in vincent price style voice)

No - I only have one harpsichord and a footman.

You are a caaaah Rose - everyone says so.

"Well surely everyone has at least 7 wigs and a bare minimum of 2 grand piano's and three full time employee's to turn one's "Great pieces of Mozart" sheet music book?"

That's my minimum set-up for the gift wrapping room - all the other rooms in the bat mansion are much better appointed, dahlings.....

A cahhhh. Heavens!

MiC Francis was right- we do need a grammar charity. At once!

I shall get my PA onto it.

Invite me in Rose ....
And erm, ... who is MiC Francis
Acksherly, I take offence at the Grammar thing.
I wuz bein' funny, innit?

I had to let my PA go last week. Discovered her trying on my trombone pantyhose in her lunch hour.

Made in Chelsea Francis!

I was a joke based on MiC. He is very rich guy and said last episode he got mugged in the summer but all his concern was for "how bad the muggers grammar" was so was sitting a charity up!

My one year old DD is G&T and she has a piano wig for every different concerto.

Yeah, but no, but yeah but no don't listen to her, everyone knows she's got her own council flat and three kids and she's only nine.

The two faced virgin.

*stolen from little britain v pollard quote generator

Harrumph, yes well, carry on ... good show!

KenDodd - you are such an amateur.
Your DD doesn't aksherly need a diffrint wig for each consherto!!
.... You bin had - big time.
Loooo-ser.