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AIBU?

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Original poster

To think it's not my fault DH has lost his piano wig?

150 replies

HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 12:28

He's blaming my house-keeping but I'm working full time just as he is and personally think housework should be a joint responsibility! Not just mine! I said he should help me with the housework and put his stuff where he can find it again and not rely on me as if I'm his mother. AIBU?

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picnicbasketcase · 07/10/2011 13:13

I'm all turned around on this idea. I'm going to phone my MIL and see if she wants one for christmas. Also a pair of violin socks and a bassoon glove.

Original poster
HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 13:13

err you're SUPPOSED to wear a wig before playing the piano! jeez do you ride bikes without helmets too?? Safety guys.

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limitedperiodonly · 07/10/2011 13:13

Liberace had a piano wig too.

But he and Elton didn't just wear it for playing the piano so theirs were less 'piano wigs' and more just 'wigs'.

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:13

How about a cello jumper?

picnicbasketcase · 07/10/2011 13:14

That's just silly, Salmotrutta.

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Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:14

Oh yes, a cello jumper would stop your boobs getting caught in the strings.

limitedperiodonly · 07/10/2011 13:15

I know what cellotape is 'samotrutta' but I'm blank on a cello jumper.

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:15
RhinoKey · 07/10/2011 13:15

Oh God its you again.
Is your DH Elton John?

Getting a feeling of DeJa Vu with the wine on the wall and the leg down the toilet.

ScarletLady01 · 07/10/2011 13:16

A quick google just brings up rather alarming pictures of Elton John and Lady Gaga

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:16

Well, that's not my fault if your eddycashun is lackin' limited!

limitedperiodonly · 07/10/2011 13:17

Oh, hang on. Have you looked for the wig in the special box?

ScarletLady01 · 07/10/2011 13:17

To be fair...I do have special guitar pants >_

Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:18

We have a special box.

TipOfTheSlung · 07/10/2011 13:19

Do you just wear a wig or are clothes allowed too?

picnicbasketcase · 07/10/2011 13:25

You'd have to wear clothes surely, you could trap a nipple when you put the lid down otherwise.

MooncupGoddess · 07/10/2011 13:28

Thanks OP, you've reminded me I need to buy a clarinet merkin.

ScaredBear · 07/10/2011 13:28

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Salmotrutta · 07/10/2011 13:31

I have to go out soon and I expect this to be sorted by the time I get back.

Inertia · 07/10/2011 13:32

I know just how he feels, can't find my euphonium breeches anywhere.

SpookhettiTwirlerAndProud · 07/10/2011 13:32

My grandma is grade 8 at piano. And i'm pretty sure she has never worn a wig before, after or during, playing the piano.

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Original poster
HornySwoggle · 07/10/2011 13:35

Well to be fair the older generation never used to think seatbelts were important.

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snoopdogg · 07/10/2011 13:36

Is it in the ironing basket with his wank sock?

JustinBoobie · 07/10/2011 13:37
JustinBoobie · 07/10/2011 13:39

seriously, WTF is a piano wig? Don't you just sit behind the piano with your normal hair... and if not WHY the F not?

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