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Wiping cock on hand towel...

272 replies

Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:02

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

OP posts:
olderyetwider · 14/09/2011 10:03

Yuk

moondog · 14/09/2011 10:03
Grin Shock
CogitoErgoSometimes · 14/09/2011 10:03

It is rank.... that's what curtains are for....

Pagwatch · 14/09/2011 10:03

Oh. Dear.God.

Ilovedaintynuts · 14/09/2011 10:04

Oh God please tell me this is not universal! Does he wipe his cock on the curtain after you have sex?

Urgh.

Chundle · 14/09/2011 10:04

Ewwww yuk yanbu make sure u tell ds that this is not the done thing

coccyx · 14/09/2011 10:04

did not know men dried them! better than the tea towel i guess

TurkeyBurgerThing · 14/09/2011 10:06

Yuck! My DH pisses in the toilet without bothering to put the toilet seat up so then there are drips of piss all over it which he doesn't like to wipe up.

freesiaLiliy · 14/09/2011 10:06

does he rinse first or just wipe the drip? if the second then URGGHHH people wipe their hands on that Shock

squeakytoy · 14/09/2011 10:06

I always thought men just gave it a shake Confused

maybells · 14/09/2011 10:06

dirty sod! do u mean he washes his penis then uses the hand towel or does he just generally wipe piss on it?

bemybebe · 14/09/2011 10:06

"tea towel"???
[boak]

ihatecbeebies · 14/09/2011 10:06

You should get a special cock towel for him Grin

Elderberries · 14/09/2011 10:07
Biscuit
StrandedBear · 14/09/2011 10:07

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HairyGrotter · 14/09/2011 10:07

Urgh, rank. That'd piss me right off, I wouldn't wipe my fanny with a hand towel!

Skippyboo · 14/09/2011 10:08

Leave him.

kat2504 · 14/09/2011 10:08

Urrrgh!! If he wants to dry it what is wrong with bog roll?
That is rank.

AtYourCervix · 14/09/2011 10:08

How many years have you been drying your hands unaware?

ExitPursuedByaBear · 14/09/2011 10:08

I also thought they shook. Shock

moondog · 14/09/2011 10:09

You want a modified version of this.

kat2504 · 14/09/2011 10:09

Cock towel!!!! Brilliant!

Would it have a special "Picture" on it to set it apart from nice hand towels?

knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 10:09

my dp used the towel the other day. its in the wash now.

Deflatedballoonbelly · 14/09/2011 10:10

Wow Grin

BellaneyMimphus · 14/09/2011 10:11

ihatecbeebies is right
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