Wiping cock on hand towel...

[Graciescotland]

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

I rumbled my sis trying to teach the boy to wipe after a wee.

I told her to sod orf, the boy is a shaker, alwys has been, always will be.

I was then informed that wiping is the right, and bil wipes too.

Ok........im off to bleach the brain now.

So not universal.

I don't think my ex either shook or wiped. Or washed.

Hence he is my ex.

NO! Not normal!

@ cocopopsaddict

Cocopops did you go out with my ex lol

get him to upgrade to wiping willie snot on the curtains temporarily doubles up as hidden tie-backs :o another money saving idea courtesy of billy

get him to upgrade to wiping willie snot on the curtains temporarily doubles up as hidden tie-backs :o another money saving idea courtesy of billy

only jesting lol maybe he was just showing him the proper way to look after himself think the handtowell may have been a bad idea, hope you didnt use it on your face prior to finding out how it was being used

Both my boys wee in the same way as DH, exact routine.... fortunately it doesn't involve wiping it on a towel!! That is grim!

Knittedbreast - You are not alone. My DH didn't even know there was such a thing as people who didn't wash after going to the loo until he came to the UK. Most Muslims I know do it, but I think it's widespread in other religions/cultures too.

It is much nicer to have a wash afterwards. I think once you've tried it, you'd find it very hard to go back to not washing.

billy I've been trying not to think about that

Hand towel or Curtains?

I can understand why many think its gross, how many of you lot actually keep wet wipes beside the bed?

odd choice of thread for resurrecting doncha think?

Very

How odd.
Zombie thread, but why, just why?

I think Malemum must be a towel wiper.

Urgh revolting!

Fine if he wants to wash his willy after a wee. But he should have a dedicated dick towel.

I wouldn't want to be rub-a-dub-dubbing my face dry with a towel my DH had used to wipe his potentially only half-heartedly rinsed willy!

Oh bloody hell only just seen its a zombie thread!

I rinse my fanjo after I pee. For the following reasons... It smells of wee in my pubes if I don't, especially in the summer if it's hot. I wee massive horse pisses about six to eight times a day cos I drink plenty of water. I've got a jug at home and the sink is close to the bog... tiny batch room. If I'm at work or a mate's house I'll do a quick dab with loo roll then I wet a small wedge of loo roll in the sink and sit back on the loo to squeeze it over my parts and dab dry with loo roll. Sounds like a lot but takes seconds and it means I feel fresh and clean all the time. I'm english, and I discovered this myself.

I think Malemum is a creepy troll.

bathroom not batch room!

Weirdo thread reviver

Weird Zombie threadishness

But trashcanjunkie, in all seriousness, if your wee smells enough to make your pubes smell after a wee you do need to get that checked out by a dr. It shouldn't smell, especially if you drink a lot of water.