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Wiping cock on hand towel...

272 replies

Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:02

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

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CocktailQueen · 14/09/2011 10:11
Grin

boak!! Nope, a wipe with loo roll works for my dh...... bleurgh.

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 14/09/2011 10:11

I would be furious with my DH if he did that. I am another lucky ducky, he does sit down to pee (although I think he treats himself to a stand up pee if he's out).
OP, if your DH is concerned about having a moist helmet, he could always dab it with toilet roll.

Cheaptrick · 14/09/2011 10:12

That is gross

diddl · 14/09/2011 10:13

Why do you even ask?

Of course it´s rank & no it´s not universal-you´re married to someone disgusting!

PeneloPeePitstop · 14/09/2011 10:13

oh em gee.
At least DS1 uses toilet paper.

SquishyCinnamonSwirls · 14/09/2011 10:15

That's disgusting!
Get a flannel with a hook and sew something on it for him "Cock" might do the trick Grin

Original poster
Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:15

Wow that was fast.

He rinses first, would never wipe cock on curtain after sex, would wash and then I'm presuming drys it on the hand towel...

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AtYourCervix · 14/09/2011 10:17

realy? after a wee he washes his cock? what does he do in a public loo?

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 14/09/2011 10:18

Well if he rinses first that makes it ok then Hmm

Icelollycraving · 14/09/2011 10:18

Oh sweet Jesus! Grim,I really hope this isn't universal!
Wanders off to boil wash towels....

Shutupanddrive · 14/09/2011 10:18

Rinses where? In the sink that you use to wash and brush your teeth? Shock

Original poster
Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:18

He's just so clean normally I'm still Shock

Oh and DS is nearly 13 months so I have a while before he starts copying his Dad....

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discobeaver · 14/09/2011 10:19

Wouldn't a rinsed cock then drip all over trousers?
I think houses should have separate urinals, would solve all dripping, towel wiping and seat up or down problems.

BelleEnd · 14/09/2011 10:19

I challenge you to start a thread on Netmums with this title :o

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 14/09/2011 10:19

If there if no hand towel in the toilet does he wonder into the kitchen and use the dish towel?

BellaneyMimphus · 14/09/2011 10:19

I'm impressed that he rinses his penis after peeing, but a little intimidated by too.

AtYourCervix · 14/09/2011 10:19

and this is why in the Cervix household we have 2 bathrooms. One for females and one for the male. Gender devision working at it's very best.

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Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:20

I assume he'd shake and leave in a public loo...

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MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 14/09/2011 10:20

Sorry, wander

Youremindmeofthebabe · 14/09/2011 10:21

He washes it after every wee? I am astounded. There's only shaking goes on in my house, as is testament by the fact I have to clean the toilet daily to remove DS's 4 year-old splatters.

Original poster
Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:21

It was the downstairs loo so not the sink we brush our teeth at and the sink is too high upstairs hopefully and we have our own towels in the main bathroom

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Pendeen · 14/09/2011 10:22

OP that is utterly gross

If that were my DP I would put some chilli powder on the towel!

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 14/09/2011 10:23

Tell him the clue if in the name 'HAND towel', otherwise it would be universally named 'cock towel'. Can he be allocated his own special cock towel?

Shutupanddrive · 14/09/2011 10:24

I bet he sometimes uses the upstairs loo though? And rinses it in the sink I would kill DP if he did this

RedVelvetFudgeCake · 14/09/2011 10:24

LOL@Cogito