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Wiping cock on hand towel...

272 replies

Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:02

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

OP posts:
PeneloPeePitstop · 14/09/2011 10:50

How do you wash your bits when in public?
amusing visual image of woman squatting over sink

ViviPru · 14/09/2011 10:51

I was about to ask the same, PPP

knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 10:52

oh i see! sorry!

no wipes or flannel. i have a little cup... Blush

at work i have a little lid i use. i fill it with water and pour it over, then i pat it dry.

really, im waiting for someone else to say they do this too.

have i been lied too by mother my whole life??

Blush
Skippyboo · 14/09/2011 10:52

Oh lord, I'm feeling paranoid and oddly dirty 'cos I don't do a full wash and blow dry after a wee Blush

WhereTheWildThingsWere · 14/09/2011 10:54

Have never washed after peeing.

Wahing cock in sink is not rank.

Drying clean cock on towel is not rank either.

AtYourCervix · 14/09/2011 10:55

not exactly lied to. maybe just misled? misdirected? Grin Maybe I'm just filthy.

AngryFeet · 14/09/2011 10:57

It is just weird sorry. I understand in some cultures washign after using the loo is normal but they tend to have a hose type system in their bathroom. Sticking it in the sink is odd. If I caught my DH doing this I would be Shock. I am feeling dirty now though after reading knittedbreasts posts...

BellaneyMimphus · 14/09/2011 10:58

knittedbreast it sounds very clean but practically, hard to achieve!
Do you take your little cup into the loo with you at work?

knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 10:59

i wouldnt sugget a hot blow dry on your bits!!!

ive just always thought if i had wee on my arm i wouldnt just wipe it off id wash it, why do any differently down there? its not about smelling just feels clean.

some women i know dont use cups, they wet tissue paper and dab (theres an image for you ;) )

i do the same when i poo too!

way tmi

Skippyboo · 14/09/2011 11:00

My husband's in a meeting at the moment, but I'm dying to text/call to ask what he does with his cock after a wee!

I NEED to know!

BellaneyMimphus · 14/09/2011 11:00

But wehre do you get the water to wet the tissue? I mean, if there isn't a sink in the cubicle?

PizzaEmpress · 14/09/2011 11:00

Rinsing it and drying it is is yuck and weird. Very off-putting. Sorry OP!

bemybebe · 14/09/2011 11:00

never heard of washing after a pee. Hmm how strange. urine is sterile unless someone has a uti. really no need to use any water...
i have moist toilet tissues on me to use as necessary.

knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 11:01

you take the cup into your handbag and into the toilet.

we also have a little pot with a spout that looks like a kettle, you fill it with water and pour it over.... but thats just at home. much preferable to the cup.

you should try it, it feels very clean and fresh :)

Badtasteflump · 14/09/2011 11:02

Sorry haven't read all replies but if he washes it under the tap first then dries it, then fine. If he's wiping pee on the towel he's disgusting!

BellaneyMimphus · 14/09/2011 11:03

No, urine is sterile but the ureter isn't and the vulva/glans isn't, so it gathers germs when it comes out.

I like the idea of washing actually and am off to try it out for practicality Grin

I also would like dh to wash his penis and am happy to provide him with an embroidered cock towel.

knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 11:03

you get loo roll, pour water over it and take it in with you. use an needed and flush :)

peterpan99 · 14/09/2011 11:04

man thats all kinds of nasty!

MrsSleepy · 14/09/2011 11:04

Sounds very time consuming Knitted

MrsSleepy · 14/09/2011 11:07

Just asked the husband... He shakes... So does DS

Icelollycraving · 14/09/2011 11:08

Knittedbreast,are you really telling the truth?!
You wash after every wee? You have a teapot for this purpose?!
Oh my,I thought I was fastidious about cleanliness but this is something else.
Haven't your partners ever said anything about this as it's pretty unusual to say the least.

passmethebucket · 14/09/2011 11:10

Just for info AtYourCervix - dh is from Turkey. Whether you consider that 'civilised' or not, I don't know, but believe me, they ALL wash after weeing or pooing - have little spout things on the back of their loos for just this purpose - and they are all utterly disgusted when they learn that we don't. Their reaction to the British 'wiping' is . Most of them don't know that we don't - they simply can't conceive of a culture that would be so unhygienic - my dh positively gagged when he realised that British people were coming out of the loo without washing.

bemybebe · 14/09/2011 11:11

Oh, please, not the tea pot! My cup of tea will never be the same! Grin

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 14/09/2011 11:12

I've heard it all now... Cock towels, fanny teapots. I think you're having us on knitted...

Skippyboo · 14/09/2011 11:14

I'm starting to feel unclean.