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Wiping cock on hand towel...

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Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:02

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

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Original poster
Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:25

We used to have separate bathrooms in the last house which is maybe why I never noticed.

Would never wipe cock on a tea towel in his defence

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stripeywoollenhat · 14/09/2011 10:26

you know, there's a thread on mumsnet nearly every day which confirms, again, that being a lesbian is just better...

ConstanceNoring · 14/09/2011 10:26

I would actually want to kill him if my DH casually announced to me one day that he'd always wiped his cock on the hand towel.

How can you not have discovered this before?

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Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:28

Lol Pendeen I may save that as a last resort Grin

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diddl · 14/09/2011 10:28

I wonder why he feels the need to wash rather than just wipe with paper?

Hullygully · 14/09/2011 10:28

Lovely

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 14/09/2011 10:28

I would put money on the fact he uses the tea towel too. Sounds too odd not be a strange fetish thing...

ConstanceNoring · 14/09/2011 10:29

sorry x-post on how you've not noticed before.

knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 10:29

my dp washes it after he has had a wee, i wash my Blush after i have done a wee, all women do dont we so why is it odd for a man

BellaneyMimphus · 14/09/2011 10:29

I don't wash after weeing, I wipe.

AtYourCervix · 14/09/2011 10:31

Surely Nobody at all in the entire civilised world washes their tuppence after a wee?

MajorBumsore · 14/09/2011 10:31

Eh? All women wash after weeing?

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Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:32

Constance I don't normally watch him pee. I was just coming by and the door was open, it's normally closed.

We've always stayed somewhere with two loos so it's not like he comes and uses the loo when I'm in the shower etc.

DH actually said "I can't believe you didn't know that I did this already" but I didn't!

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knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 10:34

you wipe? i wipe after ive washed to get rid of excess water.

why wouldnt you wash it? if you had wee on your arm you wouldnt wipe that off would you?

feel ive been decieved all my life :(

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Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:35

He definitely would not use the tea towel! Wiping on the hand towel aside he's very hygenic.

knitted can I ask where your from? DH is a Brit but spent a lot of time in the desert and I'm wondering if that's where he picked up the habit.

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Graciescotland · 14/09/2011 10:36

in the desert abroad

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CeliaFate · 14/09/2011 10:36

If you need to wipe then that is what toilet paper is for. Shock Or you could get him <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=tea+towel+cockerel&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1R2ADFA_enGB439&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=zMSk5WcsSllEVM:&imgrefurl=www.salcombetrading.co.uk/shop-by-brand/ekelund/ekelund-cockerel-tea-towel/c-eke0003/&docid=Ystyk4JrIS-yHM&itg=1&w=200&h=200&ei=gHVwTovjBYycOuXs6O4D&zoom=1&biw=1536&bih=766&iact=rc&dur=296&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=133&start=0&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:23,s:0&tx=78&ty=68" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this

AtYourCervix · 14/09/2011 10:36

What do you do at work breast?

tyler80 · 14/09/2011 10:38

Completely ignoring the original question I'm curious about why people think it's gross that he washes his penis in the sink. Weird yes, gross no. Hands touch penis for wee/wipe bum after poo, wash hands in sink = ok. Wash penis in sink = gross. I don't get it

Theala · 14/09/2011 10:39

I always wondered why other women were taking so long in public loos. Obviously, they were busy washing their fanny. Hmm

Anyway, I may be a bit odd, but I don't see what's wrong with someone drying their cock on a hand towel if it is clean. The cock, that is. Although the hand towel should probably be clean as well. I have no problem using the same bath towel as my beloved, and I presume he uses it to dry off his cock as well as his other body parts. Unless he's doing some sort of spin-dry action that I've never noticed. Hmm

knittedbreast · 14/09/2011 10:42

i work in customer services!

lol at desert, i was born here but familiy is from afar.

you are right though in certain cultures it is normal too wash instead, like in the middle east. but everyone woman i know, who i have discussed this with, also washes.

i guess you could use a sponge, lol!

whackamole · 14/09/2011 10:42

Didn't even have to read the whole of the OP. The title should simply end......'is vile'.

AtYourCervix · 14/09/2011 10:47

not your job! what do you do about washing your fany after a wee at work? Grin

ViviPru · 14/09/2011 10:47

I just did a straw poll of all the men in the office (consisting solely of my DP) and the verdict was:

"EURGH that's rank - why would anyone do that? And why are you asking me that?"

Tanif · 14/09/2011 10:47

I'm puzzling over washing after every wee knitted

Do you... I don't know, have a quick rub down with a wet wipe, or do you have a desinated fanny flannel?

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