To fancy Alan Rickman?

[HowlingBitch]

He is my DPs "I would forgive you for sleeping with him" man

Sorry but it always confuses me..the Alan Rickman I know is not famous

yanbu, he has got something

Pretty sexy, have met him, would rather do Johnny Depp.

yaNbu, even as an asexual angel in Dogma, I'd still find ways & means of doing him.

For me it is his Severus Snape. Altho I was only 10 when I watched the first Diehard movie. My mum always comments on how I "voted for the bad guy" and "got really upset when he fell". She had me panned out as a criminal!

Cor, yes. In truly, madly, deeply; his VOICE!

Jean wil give you his voice.

V sexy,

And I think he is married to a social worker and they keep out of the limelight. (used to - I can't keep up with celebs now) I used to use him as the example of a celeb not being a celeb. Why are you still up? Bfing?

YANBU in the slightest. He has a quality.

He even manages to carry off the name Alan with panache. Very few men can be called Alan and still be sexy.

YANBU at all, he is my "I dont care if you forgive me, I will sleep with him anyway" man :o

YANBU (and I never contribute to these threads usually but Alan Rickman is a special case!)

'Scuse me, but Alan is mine, right?

His voice, his gorgeous voice. That bit in Sense and Sensibility where he's reading poetry to Marianne has me in soggy puddles. (and not of the pelvic floor disaster kind either..)

Ohh MrsDistinctly - You are, quite correct, that is quite knicker wetting...

IT'S THE VOICE.

Stop it now.

:o

Damn you fuzzpigFriday. I have now spent about 2 hours surfing around youtube looking for Alan Rickman clips.

I should have been ironing.

Damn.

(except for phwoaarr obv.) [frin]

[frin]? wtf? scarily close to frig (damn you subconscious)

Oh, I'm not alone in this, then?

Phew.

DH thinks I'm a freak.

Do NOT dissapoint me.....

He's mine, actually, and do you know why?

Because when I went to the theatre when I was about 8, Alan was the baddie, and when doing his piece about how evil and wicked he was, he pointed out to the audience, and ointed and looked at me and said 'And youshall be my revenge'

I remeber it so clearly because it terrified me and I started crying. Oh wasted opportunity. If he said it now, I'd terrify him with my response

YANBU to fancy him. YABU to think you can have him. He is sat next to me at the moment, occasionally he pops off to make me some coffee and get me a ciggy.

The cigs he is getting from Mr Depp who is currently in the kitchen ironing the clothes that me and DD will be taking on holiday later on.

In my very vivid imagination.
Actually, I wish someone would do the ironing, it doesn't necessarily have to be Johnny.

Piss off Kreech, JD is clearly in my kitchen, making me a cuppa & telling me he hates French women.

&, & as any fule kno neither JD nor Alan actually iron.

& they hate women who do.