To fancy Alan Rickman?

[HowlingBitch]

He is my DPs "I would forgive you for sleeping with him" man

sorry, spiders, he is there at the board, pressing my skirt. He has also imparted the news that he only pretends to love that dozy french woman and hates her constant singing of Joe Le Taxi.

i saw him once, standing on the side of the road, holding his drycleaning and looking for a taxi. to this day, i wished i'd offered him a lift

spiders, that is possibly what they told you. Both know I am a slattern undomesticated, but they overlook that.

Joe le la la.

T'was all a scam.

He's specially fond of Yorkshire women who like fags & are about to be attacked by a hoard of mice.

& whose husbands have just popped their head round the door with a muderous look on their faces.

He likes them best.

Sorry, you've got a doppelganger. My Johnny has just beckoned me to the kitchen to admire his skill with the iron and share a fag. The point is, we both smoke Marlboro red and he much prefers Londoners who live in mainland europe.
He will be seeing me and DD off at Brussels internatinal airport this afternoon with a tear in his eye.

Then we can all enjoy a Marlboro Red together, we are a dying breed.

Really, he hates irons.

He just told me so (after a tustle with my hubby, just a gentle one 'cause Mr Spids would also give him one - as any sane man would.....)

Mr kreech is laying in bed nursing his injries sustained while out running.
He has to keep his legs in good shape for when he and JD have a lovely leg competition.
Mr Kreech will lose. He has two enormous grazes on his left knee. He looks like a toddler. DD put some toy story plasters on which he must remove without taking too much hair.

Maybe Mr Spids could gently peel the plaster from Mr K's hideous injury, whilst they are both so engaged we could run off with JD & a huge carton of Marly reds to a tropical island. You in?

yep would totally do alan he is lush, lush, lush.

YANBU - I would! Love him.

I like his Love Actually character best for fantasies. Although I was put off after reading on here that he stinks of fags and his leading ladies can't bear to kiss him.
I'm still not sure whether that is true or the poster just wanted to keep other love rivals at bay!

There is no way in he'll that wanting to do Alan Rickman is unreasonable. In fact I'd go so far as to suggest that NOT wanting to do him is unreasonable.

The voice is a key factor. The same goes for Richard E Grant. I could quite happily lock them both in a room and do bad things listen to them talk all day long

YABU - hands off he is mine!!

I bet he is well dirty in bed

YANBU. DD wanted to know if I created this topic and wants to know how come everyone loves him so much!

I really liked him in Robin Hood, and wanted to be the good woman that turned him into a good man! . Didn't like him in Love Actually, but think he's great as Snape. And DD is reading all this . She's told all her friends that "her mum fancies Snape"

Yes, my dd thinks it hilarious that I fancy Snape, too. And johnny Depp. Loving this thread. Is there an Alan Rickman/Johnny Depp 'type' then? Or do, in fact, all women actually fancy both?

And yes, it's the voice...all gravelly and goes to the pit of my stomach. That, and being deliciously bad...

I am now not going to be able to concentrate all day.

Mmmm

YANBU, he is very sexy. Definitely the gravelly voice and deadpan delivery that does it for me. I had such a crush on him in Robin Hood, and I was only 10yo at the time

Oh god, I watched Robin Hood the other night just to hear him

And yes, I also like Johnny Depp.

"Turn to page 394.."

If I'd had a teacher with a voice like that when I was in school I'd have gone one of two ways.

Listened intently and get more than just a scraping pass in exams..

OR

Melted onto the floor in a big puddle of goo.

I'm thinking the latter TBH...

YADNU i would do unspeakable things to that man as long as he kept talking it's deffinatly the voice

Sorry but i dont see what Alan rickman has but give me Johnny Depp any day.

Yep, another Alan and Johnny fan here! Love Snape and love Captain Jack, oooh the dirtier the better!! Mmmmmmm

Yet another fan of both here! Alan Rickman wins for me though. Although can I add Liam Neeson to the boiling pot please? I met him when I was about 14 and loved him ever since!

phwwwwooar to both! :o