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To fancy Alan Rickman?

177 replies

HowlingBitch · 23/06/2011 01:33

He is my DPs "I would forgive you for sleeping with him" man

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shmoz · 23/06/2011 11:17

Went to Barbados a few years ago and spent most days trawling up and down the beach outside the Sandy Lane looking desperate hoping for a glimpse of Johnny.

Turns out he was at Kreechers gaff all along doing her ironing. Harrumph.

BeerTricksPotter · 23/06/2011 11:18

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SuePurblybilt · 23/06/2011 11:24

Adrian fecking Chiles? The square-headed grumpy one with the annoying voice?
Blimey, Kreecher. Ishoooooos.

kreecherlivesupstairs · 23/06/2011 11:40

He is gorgeous.
In truth JD has a house next door to a friend of DDs in the south of France. We were due to go down and join the family last year, but events conspired to stop us.

ClarasMummy · 23/06/2011 11:42

YANBU. I had a naughty dream about him earlier in the week Blush.

ClarasMummy · 23/06/2011 11:48

Love Bill Nighy as well, thought he was very sexy as the Minister for magic, yum.

berylmuspratt · 23/06/2011 12:24

I lurve him too. Ponce alert - we went to see him in Hamlet in 1992 and I still dream about it !! Fwoarrrr !!

KristineKochanski · 23/06/2011 12:25

YADNBU. It's the voice that does it for me. Has done ever since when he played Sheriff of Nottingham in The Robin Hood Prince of Thieves film! I was only about 13 or something then! Smile

Riveninside · 23/06/2011 12:33

I can trot out my Johnny Depp story. Me and dd walked past him outside the Childrens Hospital.
I still have the molecule of air he breathed Grin

HowlingBitch · 23/06/2011 12:46
Watch this just for the strut at the end. DS is giving me very funny looks .
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MumblingRagDoll · 23/06/2011 12:51

YANBU It was his Severus which ade me go "Corrr!" Grin too!

PamBeesly · 23/06/2011 12:52

YADNBU He is delicious mmmm :) and I am 27, keep everyone else Alan is the one for me

openerofjars · 23/06/2011 13:09

My word.

gramercy · 23/06/2011 15:04

Me too!

He is the baaaadest baddy!

My mother (now dead) was potty about him and used to sit by herself salivating over her Truly Madly Deeply video.

Hmmm, it's now starting to dawn on me that I'm beginning to share my mother's taste in men Confused

WishIWasRimaHorton · 23/06/2011 15:10

Alan is mine

Obviously - see my username Grin

Insomnia11 · 23/06/2011 15:12

Truly Madly Deeply fwoar.

There's a Western - Quigley Down Under - with Tom Selleck as the good guy and Alan Rickman as the evil baddy. Oh my ovaries.

And let's say if Alan Rickman were the Sheriff of Nottingham and Richard Armitage were Guy of Gisborne I'd offer to pay my taxes in kind. Blush

AwesomePan · 23/06/2011 15:14

Skinny. Ill-looking. Acts like he's been over-doing the valium. Charmless.

Vapid.

as sexy as a cup of sick.

Awomancalledhorse · 23/06/2011 15:20

Not a fan of Johnny Depp, I prefer 'ugly' hot actors (normally those who play bastards/weirdos)..have a big crush on Vincent Cassell (and his hot wife) & spent my childhood fancying Clancy Brown aka the Kurgen from Highlander Blush.

Jason Isaccs is another one who would get it, also I love Sean Pertwee's voice but not his face/body can I just have phone sex with him? Thanks.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 23/06/2011 15:42

Oh he's lovely... really my cup of tea - even more than Johnny Depp and Donald Sutherland even... Shock

Rima Horton is such a lucky woman...

monkeyslut · 23/06/2011 15:48

Havn't read rest of the replies....don't need to.

YA definately NBU!

Yum!

FreudianSlipper · 23/06/2011 16:05

not sure, probbaly wouldn't say no

now ralph fiennes yes yes yes and yes again

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 23/06/2011 16:09

Oh I wouldn't want to sleep with him... I'd want to dance a Tango, swapping roses between teeth and all that jazz... Grin

Insomnia11 · 23/06/2011 16:13

Have you seen the pop video for Texas - In Demand LyingWitchInTheWardrobe? (Great name :)) I can't link to You Tube from here but it might well be on there.

Apparently Charlene Spiteri just phoned his agent up and he said "I'll do it!"

monkeyslut · 23/06/2011 16:14

AWomancalledhorse Oh I hear ya in regards to Clancy Brown...have you seen Carnivale? CB + Priest outfit = yes please Blush

Bandwitch · 23/06/2011 16:15

YABU yes. He's so old. and not particularly good looking to start with. so Confused and Hmm you must be attracted to the persona you've created for him in your head