to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

thats fair play celibacy save the outfit for someone you know a little bit better. i remember one guy asked me to come over to his for a night of cocaine and champagne. i had to decline, one guy got really possessive and weird even though we hadn't met yet, so you do sometimes need to sift threw the chafe.

Just found this thread - very funny! - things seemed to have moved fast. How are you OP?

Hello ladies! Getting excited about tomorrow's picnic with Bachelor Number Two...

The weather is looking OK - 17 and sunnyish - so I was thinking jeans, a navy linen tshirty thing, sandals and a hat... yes? I could also do a long white floaty skirt with a pretty blouse... what do you think?

The seriously ironic thing, that I realised last night when I was lying in bed waiting for the Rapture... ... tomorrow is my four year wedding anniversary... isn't that a pip!

I joined had a look at AFF. Purely for nosiness, you understand.

I got an email through yesterday. My first match. Logged in, very excited to see what they had selected for me.

47 year old man. Looking for another man

Gah!

Sarah - i've gotten a few of those as well... including one from a couple! Crikey!

That makes me feel mildly better

Celibate...

I hope you don't mind a mans input here on your quest for amazing no strings multi orgasm shagaramma.

I'm sure you look great in t-shirt and jeans but it doesn't seem to fit the context. If there is one thing men adore about warm weather it's that women start wearing less.

It's all gone from mr tatoo naughtyness to a quiet polite picnic in yr jeans. Where's the excitement gone ?

Personally a summer dress would be my suggestion, prim yet sexy,low cut , cleavage, a hint of expensive bra showing, preferably black, tan stockings underneath. It's all theatre and you should indulge yourself and drive him to distraction. If you want great sex i think you need to build the tension.

Good luck.

tan stockings?!?!

tan = flesh coloured..... i.e. discrete

Hmm. I wouldn't put a black bra under a summer dress, but I get the idea Gster.
What you want is something Flake advert-ish. Summer dress, perfect make-up.
Men do like dresses.

i think he might be right a bit of a summer temptress thing going on, hang on a sec gster you havent got a picnic planned today have you?

@ candydoit

:-)

lol. I wish. I am devilishly handsome and single, but alas am working hard, so no picnics for me today.

But yes men do like dresses, and without meaning to sound like a prev, a summer dress does allow the odd flash of ( stockinged ) thigh and 'decotage' without being over the top. It can be subtle and very sexy.

And yes to the perfect make up.

Ow, I just hurt my face laughing at tan coloured stockings. My granny would suggest tan colued stockings

Sorry to put a dampener on this but this thread is reminding me somwhat of the two threads when the lady was having a romance with someone at work a few months back......................... they were troll threads i think

now I'm thinking of a troll in a summer dress.... in tan stockings

Troll in summer dress. Sounds like

surely trolls are entitled to a sex life too?

Picnic in stockings? Tan stockings?

And what's 'decotage'

boobs, i believe he was attempting to be gentlemanly about staring at a womans tits.

God, I'm getting it all wrong aren't I.

decotage = décolletage

It's probably difficult typing with one hand so we'll let you off this time.

lol are you Leslie Phillips?

Oh Buppy said what I wanted to say, and couldn't put politely.

Well, the OP did refer to 'throbbing members' . Just trying to point out that if she's after red hot shagging, a bit of boobage would probably raise the heat.

Think I'll step out of the vipers nest for now.

I have to admit Sarah, that I thought that the OP of this thread was you or that terrible hoo-er Shirley under a namechange