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to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

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Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37

Excuse the pun... Grin

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated... Grin

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

OP posts:
Psammead · 24/05/2011 21:34

Oh hang on, that was supposed to be an innuendo, not a mean thing.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 21:34

Mock lesbo action is great :)

I has a les off with a mumsnetter once, I can't remeber who it was but I lesboed her under the virtual table. :o

SarahStratton · 24/05/2011 21:39

No more action from OP? I guess it's down to us then

indecisiveforever · 24/05/2011 21:42

Action? Remind me what that is again?

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 21:42

Grin pssam

Go and finish off your wedding anniversary woman!

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 21:43

So I have a bowl... anyone wanna chuck the keys in? Wink

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 21:44

Go girls, I'll make sure you're all....er.... safe

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 21:47
Wink
SarahStratton · 24/05/2011 21:49

Never had any lezza action before.

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 21:50

Girls,we have a watcher in the corner...

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 21:51

Now you have love

SarahStratton · 24/05/2011 21:58

Ooh thanks

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 21:59

See virtual lezzing is great :o

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:01

This sounds more like a fight!

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:02

A fight?

Maybe I'm doing it wrong....

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:03

Maybe I'm watching wrong

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:04

Possibly... never had any complains about my virtual lady loving before... you have got your eyes open right?

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 22:05
SarahStratton · 24/05/2011 22:06

Might as well, even AFF sent me potential gay action.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:07

(we need to be practical about this)

AnyFucker · 24/05/2011 22:08

< throws a ton of mud on the floor >

< picks out the dog poo first >

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:10

Mud, oil and poo! This is one classy gathering. :)

SarahStratton · 24/05/2011 22:11

You missed a bit Shock

Gster · 24/05/2011 22:11

..... wanders in wearing dress and high heels.....

........ gravitates to buffet

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:11

I think I'm watching The Chuckle Brothers sex party special!

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