to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

x post!

Having said that, photos don;t always tell the truth. I can look like Martine McCutcheon or Bella Emberg depending on which photo I showed you!

Clearly I'm only going to volunteer the Martine McCutcheon ones on a dating website, but then I could turn up for a date and the man could go 'Fuck. It's Bella Emberg.'

Damn phone, ignore the directions to the vets

Gawd, I'm getting so tired of all these semi-colons where my apostrophes should be. Small keyboard woes.

Martine McCutcheon, yum.

Bella Emberg, yum.

at fellatio!

" at fellatio" has to be quote of the day. Just for randomness and giggle factor.

I look a teeny bit like Grace Kelly in RL. In photos I look like Miss Piggy

Bromide for tech

Two sugars please thingumy.

I always feel that putting photos on my profile is a bit "look at me ladies", but that could just be my strange mindset.

hmm, who do I most look like in RL ???

Princess Di

which is kinda unfortunate, since she is deceased

and deeply unsexy

She was pretty hot, when not looking a bit mad.

I have been told I look like..... drum roll....

Stefan Effenberg (former German footballer). Yeah, really complimentary, cheers.

I, apparently, look like Sarah Jessica Parker, which I am not happy about, she is minging :(
and shes older than me!!

Many moons ago I was told I looked like michelle pfeiffer.

Oh how I laughed.

I used to get told I looked like Isabella Rosselini, whereas now, in photos, I mainly look like a suspicious ageing East European prostitute.

Yeah, Grace Kelly's very dead too. Probably that is what my problem is.

AF, I just can't picture you looking like Princess Di!!

'tis true, NR

sadly, I don't have her breeding < dragged up >

I also look like LeQueen, and she looks like me, but I am taller I think

I kinda ruined it though by having my haircut very short and trendy, so look like no-one at all really

I watched "Rear Window" the other day

Grace Kelly was absolutely beautiful

I was told I look like a blonde Liv Tyler, but that was many, many biscuits moons ago.

Yes yes, I couldn't keep away. Gave DH his pressie already. I have roses just like my wedding bouquet!

We're off for a Chinese later!

Isabella Rossellini is also seriously hot (remembers "Blue Velvet")

congrats psammy x

Have a lovely evening pssam

Yeah, she is. Although I wonder if she morphed into a beaten down Lithuanian call girl too?

Give him one for me Psammy ! (On the house.)