to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

Well, ok, I am petitie, slim and blonde..

hows that TechLovingDad?

Actually it looks rather spankable.

IF , my DH loves Kylie

which could be kinda worrying since she is the absolute physical and emotional opposite to me

Very nice indecisive. As I have no photos, I can hide behind my generic description, which makes me sound a bit good.

now now, TLD, don't make us regret our playing along with you

< hard stare >

would Kylie do that ?

no, she bloody wouldn't

I also have no photos, but 'tis all true

Tall men especially seem to like short arse women, can't think why...

Well I can't blow my own trumpet, AF. I've tried

Indecisive, it's a mixture of a protective thing, a little dominance thing and also knowing you can throw them around the bedroom.

Ok, I admit, those are pretty much the reasons I like my men tall

That's what I like about women of all heights. Different challenges (not that you're like the Eiger to climb, or anything).

Think I need some batteries for the wife...

And with that, I exit the thread, holding onto the last tatters of my dignity and good repute.

Be good, everyone!

psammed, you can't go, at least not forever. Think this is the most I have "contributed" to any thread!

I am sure I will be back tomorrow if it doesn't get deleted in the mean time when you can't control all your throbbing wotsits any more.

But for now, I have my wedding anniversary to concentrate on.

I don't have a throbbing anything, more's the pity.

Ahh yes, happy anniversary.

Get back in here Psam. We need a description of you.

psammed has pics, so no need for descriptions.

your height isn't much of a description, yourself, sarah...

So she does! I've only ever seen the sand fairy one. Psam you are very lust-worthy. Happy Anniversary :)

Ah think total opposite of Penelope Cruz. Same hair but blonde, tall, curvy aka big norks. Very pale skin sadly. Sort of Valkyrieish unfortunately. Wagner probably would have gone for me.

this thread had gone too norty.

what's norty? I like it!

arrgh! Naughty!!
Blonde moment :)

Well, Sarah, I hope your singledom is down to your choosiness. You sound rather lovely.

I think I fancy you too Sarah, I am envious of your big norks curviness

I do love big norks curviness.