to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

:-)

to be honest i could do with some no strings sex, haven't had any since my x became pregnant three years ago :-(

not sure mumsnet is the place to find it though. AFF is certainly not for me either......

How are your cup cakes ? :-)

( awaits banning )

you should try plenty of fish gster.

Oh don't be telling me it's not real. I got all moist reading about the encounter, imagining date man squirting his "mayonaise" over date woman's chelsea buns.

Of course it's real,just picture that red deer nibbling quietly in the lovely sundappled clearing whilst the OP is digitally brought to ecstasy on a woollen picnic rug by a tall handsome stranger..............

parkland frolics! What fun!

I missed Gster's picture! How do you look at someone's profile anyway
Reading back thru this you are all missing the real love story here-that of Gster and tech dad. Brought tears to my eyes.

So you don't think OP will be back to tell us how she got on next Saturday then Thingumy?

Ow! I'm off home now. I have enjoyed this thread. I hope to see more....

Of course she will.

I predict lots of naughty daytime champagne drinking,hours of oral sex and mild bondage and the ultimate manly whisperings of 'you are my dream woman'...

Gster certainly had tears in his eyes

everytime I read Gster I get a vision of a pasty

Not much meat,lots of crust and a disappointing gravy?

summat like that

techlovingdad has a willy that goes around corners though, that I do know

Look, I've only just found this and I'm on page 11 so far, and she hasn't shagged anyone yet and now Buppy is trying to distract me with links to Brian and his balls and I want to know if Sarah gets any action apart from the Gay sort. But it's late and I'm tired. Do I carry on? How long does it take before she gets a bonk?

keep going, it gets all kinda wonderful

Phew! Here I am! I'm a little bit in love with Gster now I must admit. But I am not looking for any no strings sex so one of you lot will have to shag him instead. He sounds to good to go to waste.

Sarah. You're available and he sounds like he likes a cleavage.

too good. Sorry.

Nah, sorry. Absolutely no action here whatsoever. I am such a disappointment :(

this has been so much fun. go girls

I'm glad we've come back to the important subject....... me :-)

Ha! This is the thread which keeps on giving.

PMSL at TSC 'vinegar stroke' I haven't heard that term for years.

Gster I was somewhat scathing yesterday but I am slightly in love with you now.

I had never heard of it. I think I've worked out what it is though

Morning!

A lot of people seem very concerned about the "total stranger" aspect of yesterday.. and of letting him in my house on Sat... I just wanted to set the record straight on this point. I get the impression I've been painted as a Jezebel, grabbing some random married bloke out for a walk in the park and dragging him behind a tree with my knickers down... the truth is quite the opposite.

In the past I have been known to bring a guy home after a night on the town... OK this was years ago, but still - and the sum of our acquaintance was a couple of shots, a turn on the dancefloor and a snog. What I have now is a man with whom I have been chatting for up to two hours EVERY night since I joined AFF - we have been texting each other throughout the day, spoken on the phone a number of times, even seen each other over the webcam. He is not a stranger to me. I know about his family in Oz, his travels, his ex-wife, his job, his desire for children, his hopes for the future, where he lives, what he does in his spare time, what movies he likes, what music he listens too, his favorite foods... Because of the nature of our acquaintance I also happen to know how he likes his nipples squeezed, his earlobes nibbled, his hair played with and his balls tickled... but that's another post entirely!

Funnily enough, the one thing that I do NOT know about him is what his throbbing member looks like... he was one of the ones who didn't send me a pic, and that makes the anticipation for Saturday's tryst all the sweeter.

My plan for the weekend is to collect him from the train station and take the back route home - I live in the sticks so without a car and a satnav you'd never find it. He doesn't know my address so I'm not worried that he'll come back to murder me in the night... I may be naive but I don't think that'll be a possibility. Plus he doesn't have a car so couldn't get to me anyway...

Now the cynics among you may say that all the above could be lies, that he's a trickster just trying to get in my pants and then murder me in my bed - which could be true enough. But I feel I know him well enough to bring him home and spend a good seven hours seeing how flexible I can be...

PS sorry about the lack of deer pic - I was a bit distracted when they made their appearance... I was too busy kissing to take any wildlife photos...

I could take a pic of the stubble rash if you like? It's glorious this morning...

Have a lovely day all!

:-)

Well thank you. I might even release my zimmer frame photo again if you keep that up.

I do unfortunately have quite a lot of work to get through today, so I might not be around much. Just pretend I'm out in the woods with bambi.

My post was aimed at GetorfMoiCase.... for the record.