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to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

1002 replies

Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37

Excuse the pun... Grin

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated... Grin

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

OP posts:
BrianAndHisBalls · 23/05/2011 19:54

Evening all.

ThatVikRinA22 · 23/05/2011 19:54

bloody nora....

if this is true hats off, i just couldnt. i know i couldnt,

i tried no strings sex once. it was shit, but you make getting your rocks off with a total stranger in a woods sound fun....

id have to have turned the lights off. Grin

good for you op. have fun. (is it just me who is wondering if this man is single or not??? am waiting to see a thread on relationships to say someone has found their DH going on internet dating sites and got caught in the woods shagging....)

i almost want to look at AFF - what site is it? have forewarned DH that if he finds it in history its mumsnet related and im not planning on any secret trysts...

PigletJohn · 23/05/2011 19:58

"its mumsnet related and im not planning on any secret trysts..."

Hah! I bet they all say that!

KatieScarlett2833 · 23/05/2011 19:59

Chapter 5 in the shaggers handbook pigletjohn

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 23/05/2011 20:00

Hello, Brian. :) How's Louise?

VicarInaTutu, adultfriendfinder.

ThatVikRinA22 · 23/05/2011 20:02

oh....its ok i darent even look! im a wuss.

Thingumy · 23/05/2011 20:02

AFF is full of married men looking for daytime sex vicar

You have to pay to receive begs for you to meet up with them or to view them wanking off while wifey is at work/asleep/in the other room looking after the children.

Some women like the romance of it all though.

SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 20:03
dorsetdumpling · 23/05/2011 20:07

I wondered why they were meeting in the daytime.

ThatVikRinA22 · 23/05/2011 20:12

oh my goodness....thats quite enough of that! i peeked. it definitely isnt for me....vicar by name and vicar by nature! i just couldnt! im wondering what it must be like to have no hang ups inhibitions!

OP is your man single???

BrianAndHisBalls · 23/05/2011 20:15

Dumped her. She never washed anyway. I got a new dragon I enter every nite now

Whats all this wussy kissing shite?

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 20:17

sorry, lottie, I only could be arsed with joined the thread at this very late stage Smile

don't let me steal your thunder !

FourFingeredKitkat · 23/05/2011 20:21

Am I allowed to doubt the veracity of this encounter and indeed the entirety of the OPs contributions, or would that make me a killjoy? Confused

ThatVikRinA22 · 23/05/2011 20:27

well, i wondered too fourfingeredkitkat....but that site is full of people who apparently just want no strings sex....i presume that the site must pay dividends because there are alot of people on it...i have no real idea what the appeal is and even less since i looked on it! its like mail order shagging...

mumsnet really is opening my eyes to a whole new world!

Gster · 23/05/2011 20:39

Having looked back to see who actually suggested AdultFriendFinder to begin with in this thread, then did a search to see how long they'd been on mums net ( funnilly enough just before this thread started ) and where most of their posts are ( here ) i have to say i think it's a double act between mumnotmachine and celabacy to try and drive sex starved mums to AdultShaggers.com in the hope of finding ripped adonis for parkland frolics.

Great thread, v entertaining but i'd put my money on CelerbacysNotForMe actually being someone called geoff from Stains.

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 20:43
Grin
JanMorrow · 23/05/2011 20:46

Doesn't Geoff from Staines deserve some love too?

ThatVikRinA22 · 23/05/2011 20:46

really? Grin

Gster · 23/05/2011 21:00

..... I am of course, by way of being a 6'3" nordic looking adonis, available for any no strings parkland frolics , in return for cup cakes and cherry pie x

QuickLookBusy · 23/05/2011 21:12

She'll come back in a minute and tell us it was Ryan Giggs.

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 21:14
Grin

I bet he had stubble and a welsh accent

WhoAteMySnickers · 23/05/2011 21:16

QuickLookBusy haha :o

lottiejenkins · 23/05/2011 21:20

AF....... didnt mean to sound school maamish!! Wink

jayho · 23/05/2011 21:33

hmm, gster, let's bypass AFF Wink

Rosemallow · 23/05/2011 21:34

Bloody hell! I have a couple of days off MN and all this happens!
Grin @ quicklookbusy

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