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to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

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Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37

Excuse the pun... Grin

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated... Grin

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

OP posts:
SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 18:52

Thingumy, I got a gay 47 year old man as my 'perfect match'. I am so glad I was just being nosy and didn't actually pay for that little gem.

mumnotmachine · 23/05/2011 18:54

But thats what AFF is about......sex........pure and simple.
Theres a lot of adonis types on there who could have their pick of ladies to settle down with, but they dont want the relationship- its just sex.

Which is what OP wanted I believe!

Psammead · 23/05/2011 18:56

Gosh! Well! I am glad you survived. Please continue to be careful, though!

TheSecondComing · 23/05/2011 18:56

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SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 19:01

True, true. And there were grannies there too. So that must mean a whole new circle of acquaintances.

MarisCrane · 23/05/2011 19:01

A red deer? It's all a bit Disney for me

bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 19:04

"he's shoved his fingers up her fanny in a woods this afternoon"

I yearn for this type of romance :(

Thingumy · 23/05/2011 19:05

Arf at adonis on a sex site

Ick at broadcasting the fact you were fingered by a total stranger to a board of thousands.

Anyway good luck for the weekend.

dorsetdumpling · 23/05/2011 19:07

How romantic. Hmm

We were never that easy forward in our day. [wink

KatieScarlett2833 · 23/05/2011 19:09

speak for yourself dorset Grin

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 19:09

hehehehe i feel totally tame by comparison to you celibacy, not to sure bout you bringing him back to yours so soon though, but tis your call glad you had good times. stubble rash is the best lol.

TheSecondComing · 23/05/2011 19:10

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SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 19:12

Might have to be takeaway for dinner now

PigletJohn · 23/05/2011 19:17

fishfinger and salad creme sandwiches for tea?

bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 19:19

I'm off for a lie down in a darkened room...

Celibacyisnotforme · 23/05/2011 19:20

You lot are never happy!! You ask for details, I give you details, now you make nasty comments about what was, for me, a really fun afternoon... henceforth, get your voyeur kicks elsewhere!
Grin

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 19:20

see that pig a-flyin' over there...

Grin
Celibacyisnotforme · 23/05/2011 19:22

Pig? What pig?

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cannydoit · 23/05/2011 19:24

dont listen to the naysayers celibacy, its either jealousy or judgywudgness either you can do without. the rest of us are overjoyed for you and your fanny. jeez you think they had never done some groping in a park in their day.

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 19:25

i do id o di do di do di do dod idii doj do od doidido diodo djo dodi diood doidi oi ido do!!!!!!!!!!!!

lottiejenkins · 23/05/2011 19:27

What a load of old twaddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 19:27

there was a thread just like this one a few months ago

that Op did a runner after being challenged

she also had a few naive romantic fools believers who defended her to the hilt, until she pissed orf

OP, I want a picture of the deer

that, and only that, will convince me

fair play to you though, you have kept everyone entertained Smile

nowt wrong wi' that...

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 19:30

to be fair fucker there is little to nothing romantic about this!

lottiejenkins · 23/05/2011 19:32

Thats what i said earlier in this thread AF!!!!!!!! Grin

msshapelybottom · 23/05/2011 19:51

What a crock of shit Grin

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