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to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

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Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37

Excuse the pun... Grin

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated... Grin

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

OP posts:
cannydoit · 23/05/2011 15:57

you took it off gster, why? what if we want a repeat stare at you Nordic good looks?

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 15:58

well apparently it turns them good and proper according to this thread.

Gster · 23/05/2011 16:00

Sarah

I said Nordic looks, I didn't say 'Nordic Adonis' :-)

But the brief unveiling confirmed

(a) I'm quite good looking

(b) I am indeed tall ( 6'3" )

(c) I'm blond

(d) I'm slim

I didn't leave it up for long precisely because I didn't want it re-posted on this thread. You'll just have to use your imagination :-)

EdwardorEricCantDecide · 23/05/2011 16:00

just found the thread today really cheered me up on a boring day at work.

EdwardorEricCantDecide · 23/05/2011 16:02

also gutted at missing pics of alleged Eric lookalike Grin

Gster · 23/05/2011 16:03

re : brighton.

the girlfriend at the time actually wanted me to do to her what all the men where doing to each other. Which I didn't do. It was scary enough just walking through there.

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 16:03

dont worry he didnt look like eric sorry to disappoint.

Thingumy · 23/05/2011 16:04

'girlfriend' Hmm

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 16:04

she wanted you to fist her up the ass?

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 16:04

< de lurks ]

your gf wanted you to give her a blow job Confused

< re lurks >

SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 16:04

Ladies, ladies I have no PM yet

Psammead · 23/05/2011 16:08

Don't fear, I screenshotted.

here he is of course in the other pic he was naked but I am too poor to post that one

Gster · 23/05/2011 16:10

I hope you had something to clean up with afterwards

SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 16:12

Wow [tongue hanging out emoticon]

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 16:13

I don't like him

he has thin lips

thin lips are seriously dodgy

Psammead · 23/05/2011 16:15

Oops, I seemto have posted apicture of DH in error.

here's our guy! tall, blonde, slim...

Thingumy · 23/05/2011 16:15

Our Nordic stunner

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 16:17

psamm...much better lips

Gster · 23/05/2011 16:19

Other than cannydoit ( who has wonderful decollage ) I don't see any of you lot brave enough to post pictures of yourselves up :-)

SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 16:21

Oh there is no way I would put my photo on tinternet Grin

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 16:21

ops that didnt work now did it Blush

AnyFucker · 23/05/2011 16:22

decotellage

SarahStratton · 23/05/2011 16:22

No it didn't canny :(

I am liking the moobs on Thingumy's NS...

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 16:23

hahahaha why thank you gster i grew them myself. Grin

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