to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

Oh and Gster is only an inch taller than me, but significantly slimmer.

Nah. I'm too laid-back to make a decent dominatrix, much to the chagrin of DH. I'd be alright at lying on one of those chaise-longues being fanned by a muscly manservant (or DH dressed up as a muscly manservant ahem) I'm not one for barking out orders.

Oh come ooon, Tech - just a quick one, then you can delete it after I have made a screenshot and distributed it around everyone I know

have to say that as a general rule i prefer a male to be a bit bigger. to thin and i feel like i might break him.

Haha, don't have any, I'm afraid. So you can continue to imagine me as good looking, or not.

spoilsport

hummmmm i think i prob have the temperament and the corsets lol just not the inclination.

Anyway, I'm late for "lunch" with Gster. Hope he brought plenty of wet wipes.

I don't mind any build of man except for so thin that girl on top is not a viable option, lest I suffocate him with my heaving funbags.

I once went out with a skinny and it was terrible. When we went out for dinner we looked like this :(

awwwww tech thats just mean and after gster manned up and everything.

I don't tend to take pictures so have none to put up. I'm sure you'll cope with the disappointment.

< Wipes tear >
How lovely to see romance blossoming in front of our very eyes.

I reckon Tech is a hunk and he knows that if the vipers get a glimpse that he'll be fending you all off for months. You know what you lot are like.

my bf is a bit thin for my liking but he is quite muscular which makes up for it yummy

Hh ohh, that's rich, Bups. We're not the ones talking about our heaving wotsits.

its true we wouldnt be able to contain ourselves, there would be pming and naked pics and the really mental ones >>>>>>>points at bup would find out where you lived.

come on psammy who doesnt love a good pair of heaving wotsits??

When I say "heaving" I mean "flapping".

hahahahahahahahaha with massive saucer like nipples.

I do love Wotsits, tis true.

Arf @ flapping

HOW do YOU know that?

(wails) our penises have deserted us.

Oh god... it's time to leave... and you lot and your foresty brown bread stories aren't helping!!! [makes mental note to start watching Hollyoaks]

See you on the other side!

good luck, have fun, for god sake keep safe.

Details later, please.

Be careful!