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to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

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Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37

Excuse the pun... Grin

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated... Grin

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

OP posts:
bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 13:03

Now you have to set your pictures to "visible to all Mumsnetters" Gster.

Psammead · 23/05/2011 13:03
cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:03

bupcakes you have the most beautiful turn of phrase i have ever seen i would just love to lick your key board!!!

bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 13:04

Wait there, canny. You're next.

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:04

i know i was waiting too Grin didnt want to seem like total perv.

Psammead · 23/05/2011 13:05

Bloody hell, you're keen!

Rawwr

Gster · 23/05/2011 13:09

Ok, gone public, knock yourselves out

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:10

ok gster enough with the foreplay give us the goods!!!

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:10

sorry(humble) i take it back.

bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 13:10

No, you haven't.

TechLoving can you PM Morten Harket here and tell him what to do? We're all gagging for a look

bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 13:11

Wow what did you get all of those medals for?

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:11

i do love a man with medals.

Mumofjz · 23/05/2011 13:12

Me neither :(

How do i get to see the nordic adonis?

Gster · 23/05/2011 13:12

yes , i forgot to say I'm 104

TechLovingDad · 23/05/2011 13:13

I've seen your pic and, to be honest, you're a bit thin for me. I'd probably break you in half. Ah well, we'll still have a nice picnic.

Gster · 23/05/2011 13:13

i never said i was a nordic adonis. I do frequently get asked if I am nordic though.

Psammead · 23/05/2011 13:13

Gosh you are tall!

Credit where it's due, you are good looking.

Damnit.

That is not a flirt though, my heart belongs to Bups.

bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 13:14

Too right it does, beyotch. Stop perving at nordic-loooking men with medals.

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:15

ok tech is it your turn now???

Psammead · 23/05/2011 13:16

Ooh the things I could do with that zimmer frame.

What? Whaat? DD's teething...

Gster · 23/05/2011 13:16

Ok, that's your lot. I shall here by be known as Gster the tall nordic one......

or token penis of mumsnet.......

is that the time...... just slipping out for some lunch..... in the woods

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:16

now bup have to say i dint note the whips and chains in your photos do we have to start calling you mistress bupcakes?

Mumofjz · 23/05/2011 13:17

Seen him, he is VERY tall

TechLovingDad · 23/05/2011 13:17

No, not my turn. There's a good reason I don't have pics on here, I'd frighten everyone away. Grin

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 13:18

awwwwwwwwwww i am sure you are lovely...ahem.

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