to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

i too can also suck my own nipple bupcakes we should make a club

Yup, I reckon she'll be buried under the nearest Oak Tree by 3pm. Should be Adult Predator Finder.

Gster, don't worry all us men get a special grilling on here. Especially if you post on a sex thread, it does tend to look a tad suspicious from the laydeez point of view.

specially when you then say you are a Viking adonis but dont back up the goods lol thats just bad manners.

Yes, please show us evidence of your great big Nordic.

with place on thread marked

lol. I never said I was a viking adonis ! That's your lunchtime imagination running wild.

I just happen to be 6'3" and quite good looking....... just in case anyone fancies a quick meet up in the woods..... I need to be back by 1:30 mind so it'll have to be quick.

well that doesnt bode well does it, i dont really do quick.

And Nordic. You said you were Nordic.

Gster, you sound lush, I'll bring the lube, ok?

ok, so how do I show a picture of myself to prove my nordic looks and height in a non-permanent way ?

"so it'll have to be quick" Fair enough. At least you're not luring us in with false promises.

a quickie is a good get out clause for "whoops, sorry miss"

TechLovingDad

great ! I'll just get my studded leather gear out the locker and we're good to go.

you just need to fill in you profile and add a pic on the my mumsnet bit then we click on your name and we can all check you out.

ill bring the camera

Excellent. I'll wear a red carnation round the old chap, so you recognise me.

I've honestly tried to access my profile to do that, but it keeps telling me my password / email is incorrect ( sounding like a cop out )

totally like a cop out. but we believe you and shall just have to believe tech description of you when he gets back on her at 1.45.

Gster, be careful not to fall into the trap of being too flirty on here. I've done that and it leads to trouble with the ladies of the board. As long as you don't just post on sex threads you'll be fine.

too flirty gets you in to trouble? how so tech, do some accuse you of treating it like a dating site or some such?

ok, tis done, in my pictures. I'm not the one on the zimmer frame, that's my grandad.

Tech, thanks. I have posted plenty elsewhere so hopefully I wont get seen as a perv

I can't say I have ever seen actual flirting on MN, just silliness and innuendo. I like that.

i agree with psammed.

I've never been flirted with on here.

make your profile public.