In confessing that I

[Grandmasterpudge]

give my son fruitshoots now and again gasps hides face

I know its a sin on here lol,
anybody brave enough to confess a MN sin?

this is just a bit of fun

I have 2 brown leather sofas
I have wooden floors
About to buy another 4x4 & I don't live in the countryside; will be doing school runs in it too
I don't spell check my posts & don't care if people spell badly as long as I can read it
I am quite satisfied with the NHS maternity care I have had & don't think that most MWs & Dr's are evil.

Cream faux-leather sofas
Wooden floors
Holland & Barrett sausage rolls (the vegan equivalent of Greggs, I suspect!)
42" telly
DD watches DVDs in the car (on long journeys)
We have a large breed rescue dog, and a small child. They are very gentle with each other, and are best mates. :)

I feel repulsed by the idea of a mooncup

Me. Too.

I eat Dairylea straight from the pot - scooped out with cheese crackers - Yum.
We all watch "The Hoobs" on TV on weekend mornings whilst in our bed and all eating toast/bagels etc
Our dog gets in bed with us every morning - we let him because he is a big hot water bottle.

All of the above re McDonalds for a treat; the occasional Fruitshoot...isn't that what normal people do??

I lied to the cashier at the cinema today to get my 13 year old and 14 year old in to see a 15 film.
It had swear words like fuck in it so no doubt by the morning they will have morphed into teenager thugs and mug their first granny.

Me three!

• I like BigMacs.
• I don't like Boden clothes.
• I love shit telly (Take me Out, Real Housewives of wherever, E; entertainment).

whispers I watch xfactor and like simon cowell

I have twigs and pebbly shit in my house.

I have wood laminate flooring and a large tv.

I don't really give a shit about fruitshoots but.....have you tasted them? They are minging.

But do you feed your children twigs and shit?

If not they will only go to McDonalds when you're not looking.

Fact.

OMG I didn't know there was something wrong with brown leather sofa!
My DS occasionally has fruit shoot but only the mineral water types. Also sometimes has mcdonalds. Has loads of "plastic tat toys"
Can someone explain what's wrong with sofa???

I also have laminate floor why is this bad?

DD has not had a greggs saus roll or a mucky d's. She is only 15 months though

Gregg's sausage roll fans, please expand your food horizons, that's all we're saying.

Gregg's cheese and onion pasties are far superior.

Shame on you op! to think you need to confess, what's wrong with fruit shoot? It's not like you put coke in a bottle! Calm down dear

I have laminate flooring, brown sofas, yankee candles, eat mccD"s and kfc and fed it to the kids. We drink pepsi max by the bucket load and if there is cake or chocalate in the house then it is available for everyone to help themselves even if it is only half an hour before diner.
My kids have ps3 and xbox live in their bedrooms and even a tv with sky multi room. They both have access to wif and i dont have net nanny on their computers.

Slides off to sit in the bad mummy conrner with a greggs sausage roll

Parakeet - the sausage and beans melts in Greggs are yummy [so I have been told ]

Not only do I have 2 brown leather sofas, we sit on them and watch our digital photo frame. This is an old mn no-no!

I love pepsi max. I love MCd cheeseburgers.

I've also got two brown leather sofas and oak floors AND I've just sent my 10 yr old (who has just come back on his own from swimming club) to pick up an Indian take away.
We do live in a small place... swimming pool about 800 yards, take away 600 yards... no crime whatsoever as far as I can tell, but I still feel a bit bad.
He's asked if he can watch Benidorm... a step too far???

I have a brown slanket which i wear whilst i sit on my brown sofa watching my flat screen tv

no Benidorm is ace and it will make you a cool mummy to let him watch it. My 13 year old is watching embarassing bodies and cringing

brown corderoy corner suite - does that qualify?
wooden floors througout downstairs
big flat screen with sky+
dont have greggs in cornwall but my dcs exists on cheap pastry based items in paper bags most of the time when in town
my kids have had kfc but not macdonalds
not a 4x4 but large gas guzzler
I am dependent on diet cherry coke
use friut shoots as bribes
did breast feed but gave them a jar or two at 4months and gave them both dummies from birth
secretly want a slanket
and I love katie price

AND ME FOUR - mooncups bleurgh!!!

Just dished up the Indian. Because DH isn't here we went for onion and coriander naan... yum! (I must stress that DS has eaten earlier but has probably just swum about a mile so I'm sharing .

I've told him that cantspel has given permission (which I'm guiltily glad about because I wanted to watch it)