The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 4

[Teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from CheerfulYank, gomummy, tired mum, Elmo, AF, HE, Cheesey and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up!

Yummmmm

I would love the potato recipe please gomummy i'm always looking for new meal idea's to try

OMG OMG Tiredmum thats just a little over 4 weeks away

Are you excited ? Oh i love the name Poppy its a very cute name

Mmm

Scared and excited elmo

I asked again about the sex, she said the baby was laying awkward and she couldnt see

I wanted to know, hopefully poppy will stay in the running, i like it aswell, and i dont know any others with that name, still working on boys names, i cant believe its come round this quick

I want the recipes too! And I will add a hair pic as soon as I can.

Family day sounds delightful...I think I will let them know at work that I'm actually of Canadian descent and will sue them if they don't let me have the day off with pay, as it is part of my national and cultural heritage. Great idea, right?! Actually I do feel slightly Canadian as I have been watching the DVDs of Emily of New Moon obsessively. They can't hold a candle to the book IMO but they're addicting.

TIREDMUM! That is so so close! I'm so excited, I can't wait to see if it's a he-bump or a she-bump! :o How are you feeling?

If you wanted to stick with the J's, I've actually started to like Justin quite a bit. Has that been suggested? :)

Wont be much panting and puffing elmo lol, i will be asleep so i will update bench when i am on ward.

Justin is cute, i dont think its been mentioned, just asked dh, i dont think he will go for it, he is being fussier than me haha.

Oh gawd what to do

Wont be much panting and puffing elmo lol, i will be asleep so i will update bench when i am on ward.

Justin is cute, i dont think its been mentioned, just asked dh, i dont think he will go for it, he is being fussier than me haha.

Oh gawd what to do

Soz double post

Tell him it means righteous and just. :) And there was a St. Justin who sounds pretty cool...of course you've got to deal with the Justin Bieber nonsense. Ick!

Lol cheerful i think thats what put him off, we are not bieber fans in this house

Oooh Tiredmum! That is so soon, I am so excited!!! :) Hope you will have a way to update us as soon as you can after baby comes (of course this will be your first concern, lol!)

I still want to know if you have a feeling of what baby's sex is yet?

Off to send PMs of recipes to all who have requested!

gomummy i shall update the bench as soon as i can obviously this will be my priority of course.

Dh thinks a girl, but i think he is basing that theory on the fact that with the boys i went bigger all around, this time its just at the front, and he says its because i havent had many probs this time, i am still not sure

Cant wait for recipes

Ooooooooo how exciting tiredmum will you be knocked out completely or an epidural?

if you have the epidural you can post on here LOL!!!!

Good plan Cheerful, but do you not already get a holiday? Had to go and read about where does/doesn't have family day and just read online that our Family Day is also holiday in the US called President's Day? Or did I get that wrong?

Valium i will be completely knocked out, i am a wimp lol

Nomummyno never ever would i have a needle in my back

I think you are going to have a girl too tiredmum

Oooh its getting very exciting now, do you have your bag packed yet?

Now i need to know your reasons why you think i am having a girl elmo

Not packed yet, i know i am disorganised, i want to get a new dressing gown, and have to get some jogging bottoms for after, i wont be able to wear my jeans for a while

Oh & get BIG knickers [not very sexy looking but they will need to pull up high enough to go over the scar ]
I just have a feeling buba is a girl & i am usually right but not always out of all my family & friends so far ive only been wrong twice
& besides she's very ladylike already hiding her modesty in the scans

Tiredmum, have you been listening to DS somehow? LOL @ Nomummyno!

Yes yes yes to BIG knickers to go over scar, good advice from Elmo. Wish someone had told me that! Highwaisted foldover yoga pants also v. helpful afterwards.

FWIW I also think your DC3 will be a girl. I have no idea why. :)

Lol you 2, i will be on the hunt for big knickers, ssshhh dont tell anyone

We still need to get the pram, just dont know where to look, i think i have already searched everywhere online, and nothing has jumped out at me.

Lol elmo at the modesty comment

I thought nomummyno is pretty good, so well done to ds when he uses it

Well you have just over 4 weeks to wait and see if you are right

Dh used to call my BIG knickers "Homer jocks" [from the simpsons] granted they were not attractive but they did the job at the time

HA Thanks a lot Tiredmum, don't encourage him! Last night he wolfed down his food at almost the speed of light and I asked him "Did you like your dinner?" He said "No Mummy No! It was not delicious! Is there any more please?" DH and I laughed so hard!