The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 4

[Teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from CheerfulYank, gomummy, tired mum, Elmo, AF, HE, Cheesey and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up!

Is it really morning?

Didn't sleep well last night and then my boy climbed into my bed at 6.30am and began to harrass me

Cheerful I'm so sorry your little man is so poorly

My first time on this thread.

I seem to have been sending or receiving or reading lots of fairly agressive emails and postings over the last 72 hours. It has all rather taken the fun out of Mumsnet.

It is nice that there are not too many rules in Mumsnet but it has really started to annoy me that the same few posters seem to be able to flaunt the few rules that do exist with impunity.

Ooh i like your style beertricks Name & shame Dejavu they are out of order being so underhanded .

DD fell on the way up the school Avenue & split her lip open so she had to come home with me & is now sitting here with an ice pack poor thing .
Its ds's birthday tomorrow he will be 12

hope DS is feeling a little better today cheerful poor little mite xx

Aww Cheerful, poor DS. :( Hope he is feeling better soon. It's so hard to see them ill, isn't it? :(

I feel your pain Tea, early morning here too. DS up at 4 after being woken by noise and decided that was a perfectly reasonable time to start the day! No convincing him otherwise.

Welcome Deja, I agree with BeerTricks also, think you should definitely block the emails. Sorry to hear that someone is doing that to you.

Poor DD Elmo, DS also split his lip recently and it looks like such a painful cut to have. Hope it heals quickly as his did.

Oh my Dejavus, that's horrid, definitely follow Beertricks advice. I don't spend that much time on AIBU at all really. Can't be bothered with the big bun fight I stay in other areas but it means I'm not as well known

Your poor DD elmo

She's cheered up a little now thanks , she has helped me hang up balloons & birthday banners to surprise ds

Just putting the kettle on if anyone fancies a cuppa ?

Hey!

*grabs end of buddy bench

Deja some people are petty, i like the naming and shaming idea

hey moaning put the bench down its making me nauseus

elmo i hope your dd is ok, and cheerful i have my fingers crossed that ds makes a quick recovery

so glad its the weekend

nauseous

I think we need a new quiz. I am terrible at it. Any volunteers?

Hi gomummygo! What kind of quiz?

Hi Candle - just random questions. I try to start them but am so bad at it! Things you like/dislike/do/have done/want to do/just totally random. I do think one of the questions should be What Will Tiredmum Name DC3?

I've always liked 'Syphilis' for a girl and 'Filthy McNasty' for a boy!

Or Josephine and Lawrence...

Or 'Casio' is quite pretty for a girl...'Haddock' sounds good and manly for a little chap.

may have been at the vino collapso!

I don't have time to do anything but giggle at candle's suggestions :o

I think it'll be Alicia or Adam :)

Poppy grace is now in the running

and candle i shall have a think about them names lol

Oh candle you're so funny, so glad you've joined the bench. Can you drink some more vino tonight and amuse us some more? You clearly have a wicked sense of humour

Lovely names Tiredmum Cannot wait to see the pics when the buba is born. You will put one up on your profile Pllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeee?

Hellllllllooooooooooooooo :)

I need cake and tea NOW please had a helluvva day!

elmo I wondered about your BP and how your appt at the GP went.

OMG i must be getting old as i am worn out after catering for ten 11/12 yr old boys at ds's party today , i swear i made enough food to feed a small army
< Hands valium a BIG slice of birthday cake & a cuppa> Aww thanks valium
Still don't know the results of the BP I rang the surgery on Friday morning & i was told by the nurse that the doctor needed to look over the results of the 24 hour monitor & they would be in touch so still waiting .

11/12 year olds eat a LOT

Your telling me lol

Did ds have a good party?