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What did your parents say when you asked what’s for dinner?

363 replies

SeraphinaRainbird · 01/09/2026 19:49

Inspired by the thread about words used in different areas of the UK,
what was the stock answer to ‘What’s for dinner?’ in your house?
In our house it was “Ham, jam and baa lamb”. In my friend’s house it was “Shite with sugar on top”.

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Honestyisthebestpolicy · 02/09/2026 21:00

Yup, this was what I was told too! 🤣

Middlemarch123 · 02/09/2026 21:24

I was told bread and pull it.
If we went out for a drive on a Sunday, and I asked where we were going, it was always “there and back to see how far it is.” Anyone else had that? Love this thread, made me nostalgic.

Missblossom · 02/09/2026 21:36

Shit with sugar! I use it now and so do my adult kids

Missblossom · 02/09/2026 21:36

Shit with sugar! I use it now and so do my adult kids

AuntieBiotics · 02/09/2026 21:53

Idontcareboutthestateofmyhair · 02/09/2026 20:49

Whammel! Apparently it means nothing! We believed our mum ever time though like idiots 😂

@Idontcareboutthestateofmyhair Scottish? Like others I’d completely forgotten about it!

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 02/09/2026 21:56

Shit with sugar on, or ‘bread and pull-it’ (which is supposed to be poulet, i’m told).

I tell my own son that we’re having balloons on toast.

Nothavingagoodvalentinesday · 02/09/2026 22:12

Shim shams for ducks to perch on and wait and see pudding.

Nothavingagoodvalentinesday · 02/09/2026 22:14

Middlemarch123 · 02/09/2026 21:24

I was told bread and pull it.
If we went out for a drive on a Sunday, and I asked where we were going, it was always “there and back to see how far it is.” Anyone else had that? Love this thread, made me nostalgic.

Yes, also “to see a man about a dog”.

Randomness26 · 02/09/2026 22:16

Shit n sugar
Iffits ( if it's there you're having it , if it's not you're not )
Shit on a stick

Sparklehorse47 · 02/09/2026 22:19

Shit with sugar on!

Middlemarch123 · 02/09/2026 22:19

Nothavingagoodvalentinesday · 02/09/2026 22:14

Yes, also “to see a man about a dog”.

Oh my goodness, yes we went to see a man about a dog too! Perhaps it was the same dog!

SootysCaravan · 02/09/2026 22:22

3beesinmybonnet · 01/09/2026 19:58

Two jumps at the cupboard door and a bite of the knob

This has me howling. I’ll be using this tomorrow 😂

Musntapplecrumble · 02/09/2026 22:33

"Hairball pie"...
And if you ever said the bread was hard:
"It's harder when there's none"!

Friendless943 · 02/09/2026 22:41

Whatever you are cooking.

Idontcareboutthestateofmyhair · 02/09/2026 22:41

AuntieBiotics · 02/09/2026 21:53

@Idontcareboutthestateofmyhair Scottish? Like others I’d completely forgotten about it!

Aye! Scottish! My mother was a brilliant home cook and we were greeting if she said whammel!

AgeingGreycefully · 02/09/2026 22:54

If It Pie. If it were in t’fridge, it went in t’pie!!

FutureMandosWife · 02/09/2026 23:02

A surprise

wellstopdoingitthen · 02/09/2026 23:09

Bread ‘n’ pullit

Mere1 · 02/09/2026 23:44

My dad always replied ‘Bread ‘n’ catch it!’ Never sure what it meant, as a child, but we knew he was joking.

Sickofqueues · 03/09/2026 00:21

Minasama · 01/09/2026 19:55

Either whatever it was or “Wait and see.”

Literally this.

ViciousCurrentBun · 03/09/2026 00:40

Shit with sugar on. I suppose it was the only swear word I ever heard her say.

Does anyone remember if you asked where someone was the answer was

Minnies room behind the clock

I liked Bobs your uncle and Fanny’s your Aunt for stuff that was easily done.

Newcybrown · 03/09/2026 00:50

Shit with sugar on.

StrugglingAlong75 · 03/09/2026 01:17

"Wait and see"

TheBigFatMermaid · 03/09/2026 02:09

Shit and sugar or bread and pull it.

Sometimes we'd get "If it's" as in if its on the table, you'll eat it!

HoraceCope · 03/09/2026 04:45

Wait and See

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