Helen Mirren .. foul mouth on her, switch her off instantly, smutty mare.
Miriam Margolyes .. her “ humour” is based on others shock and embarrassment, Utterly vile.
Dawn French .. used to like her when she did comedy, not so much since she pops up being snidey
Paul McCartney (ducks..) professional scouser- but hasn’t lived there in decades, I dread the outpourings when he finally goes. but I can’t bear the Beatles, nor their wailing ‘music’
Sir Beckham and his Mrs… he’s starting turning up to bloody everything! He seems to blindly be led into this, that and the other of functions, I’m sick of his gormless mug every time there’s something national on. I also cannot bear the sight of the raisin munching Mrs Boney-Moroney! They are so fake together, if you turned them round, they’d have “ Made in Taiwan” stamped on them!
Rod Stewart, he needs to pack it in. Gone too far now, he’s bloody 81!
Any other knackered very elderly musicians, pop stars of my youth.. looking at you Cliff, Phil Collins, et all. You can’t need the money, you can’t hit the notes and it’s all a bit cringe.
Going to think of some…