Lynn, these are sex people!

[OneHangryHiker]

I only wanted to join the parents association at dds secondary school to make some friends.

Turns out, if I wanted, I could make some REALLY good friends.

I’ve helped out loads for events this school year, been invited on nights out, it’s turned into recently being invited over with dh to houses of about 6 families who are close friends.

We were invited to an adult only get together this weekend, which as it turns out, is a sex festival, as Alan Partridge would call it.

I mean, I’m an adult; there’s no awkwardness, I said thanks but that’s not really our thing and everyone was cool, we still in the gang, just not the inner circle of shaggers, but hey, just my luck to have been friendless for years only to find sex people.

Thought this would give someone a laugh on my behalf.

Hot tubs are the new pampas grass clearly. They are known as inflatable sex ponds for a reason 😂

PMSL
And I will never look at my own Parent Teacher Council again in the same light....😯

It’s still pretty brazen, and unusual imo, to bring up that kind of party with someone you’ve known less than a year and never even discussed anything sexual with.

Most swingers wouldn’t dream of that kind of group. The potential fall out of someone taking offence is massive.

Just a little warning here...

If you are ever at a party and there is talk of car keys and fruit bowls, leave while you are sober and can still drive. It's not a ride in your car they are thinking of.😂

...worked in a clinic...

Erm, why is that relevant? Unless its a sexual health clinic and you used it to scope out potential swingers?

This is so funny. Maybe this is why some PTAs appear to be a bit cliquey!

I mean, by wild in the hot tub, I’m assuming she didn’t mean pin the tail on the donkey.
🤣

I don’t know, I’m just one of those people that other people tell things to if you know what I mean. People are often instantly comfortable around me and tell me all sorts of personal things very quickly, I’m a good listener (and talker). Dh said it’s amazing that I didn’t know before now.

I can’t comment on swingers in general, I’ve not met any (that I know of).

Amazing thread title.

Who’s Lynn?

it was a SHC primarily used by swingers so heard many many stories over the years.

Never any from folks scoping out other PTA folks!

And just to address your comment - never scoped out anyone to swing with as like most swingers when I swung I wouldn’t have dreamt of mixing my work life with that side of life. Totally inappropriate.

We have two friends who became swingers, or tried to. They informed us all one night after some drinking they’d decided to open their marriage and joined a swinging site, taken their pics and created their profiles. Regaled us all about how it worked.

cue loads of complaints several months later as no one actually was interested. I shit you not.😂

I got invited to a friends hotel room after a party for a final glass of wine and gossip - we do this often without incident. They had invited another couple to the party who joined us afterwards too. My friend had told me that this couple were into some kinky stuff, but we didn't pay much regard to this. Until the couple's husband arrived with a bottle of 'scented' baby lotion, a small towel and the offer to massage my feet! Yes my husband was there. We laugh about it now, but at the time...

I'm imagining two cut glass bowls on the dining room table. You drop your car keys in one bowl and pick up a pack of Canesten Combi from the other.

This thread is class. I really miss the laughing emoji

This is brilliant.
One of my friends has had a teacher sleeping with a parent, a mum cheating on her DH with another dad and some hook ups between the single parents all at her school. My school is so boring!

Oh my.

That really made me laugh OP.

I’d find this so hilarious ( and also run a mile!)

I don't think any 'sex person' would feel uncomfortable, or in the least bit surprised, if someone said 'No thanks' to an orgy!

I'm not a swinger of any kind (the social awkwardness alone would be enough to put me off, frankly) but I have met a few, and they are invariably very well aware that it's not for everybody. They certainly don't take it personally if you turn them down.

Your personal projection and that's fine but some of us like a sausage fest in the hot tube, just not with the school parents association, that's a bit weird but maybe it's me being a bit of a pearl clutcher?

I had a Pokémon go group with fellow parents when that was popular. We kept it hush-hush as a little embarrassing to be intensely playing a kids game. Que lots of whispering in a corner of the playground as we were exchanging snorlaxes or whatever and arranging meet-ups. It turned out a some people thought we where all having affairs / swingers. Probably would have been less embarrassing if we were.

It's an Alan Partridge quote.

Brilliant 🤣

😂😂