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I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland

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OfAllThePlaces · 05/07/2026 15:15

I'm almost 50!

I'm not even sure what it is about him, I've never in my lifetime liked any sportsperson ever! My husband keeps teasing me about it, has even said he's going to grow his hair like his if that's my thing 😂😳

Anyone else, or just me?

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 10/07/2026 19:07

IceyBisBack · 10/07/2026 15:00

Haaland is just beautiful! He has such a kind nature, he's funny & empathetic. Hrs a real team player and watching him Grealish & Bellingham makes me feel warm and squishy.
His relationship with his dad & mum is lovely. I think he's a great father himself

I'm dreading Saturday.

I never knew Haaland was a dad. That’s quite cute.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 10/07/2026 19:08

Seagullsandsausagerolls · 10/07/2026 13:16

My first football love will always be Kevin Keegan (he's old enough to be my dad) or Niall Quinn.

As a City fan Haaland is some player and seems to have some great banter with his teammates. Miss his interactions with Jack Grealish (my "newer" football love those thighs!)

I fancied Jan Molby and Kenny Dalgleish as a 13 year old. I obvs had a thing for floppy blond haired men! In fact Molby being a Dane isn’t dissimilar to Haaland both being Nordic.

OfAllThePlaces · 11/07/2026 00:45

Having watched many a few videos of him, he rolls the legs of his shorts up, that's what makes them look odd. Not sure why though. I'd ask, but I'm not allowed within 300ft of him.

I always like going for the underdog in big sporting events, so right now, Norway make a good team to support.

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GrandTheftWalrus · 11/07/2026 00:48

Has anyone googled him recently? On chrome its fun.

saraclara · 11/07/2026 00:58

GrandTheftWalrus · 11/07/2026 00:48

Has anyone googled him recently? On chrome its fun.

Just did! Love it! 😅

researchers3 · 11/07/2026 01:03

OfAllThePlaces · 05/07/2026 15:15

I'm almost 50!

I'm not even sure what it is about him, I've never in my lifetime liked any sportsperson ever! My husband keeps teasing me about it, has even said he's going to grow his hair like his if that's my thing 😂😳

Anyone else, or just me?

He's adorable. Of course he's not a conventional looker, there are other reasons to have a crush on someone.

shiningcuckoo · 11/07/2026 01:45

Back in the day (more than 30 years ago!!) I had a boyfriend who looked very like him. Except he was a ginge.

FWC2026 · 11/07/2026 12:29

OfAllThePlaces · 11/07/2026 00:45

Having watched many a few videos of him, he rolls the legs of his shorts up, that's what makes them look odd. Not sure why though. I'd ask, but I'm not allowed within 300ft of him.

I always like going for the underdog in big sporting events, so right now, Norway make a good team to support.

You're beyond help I afraid!!

Declan Rice hoiks his shorts up too, I understand because the length/cu is restrictive when kicking for some people.

I think they should all just play in the Lycra under shorts instead 🤣

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 11/07/2026 12:31

I could never fancy any bloke with that sort of hairstyle, but then I’m old so presumably I don’t count.

TheIdlerReturns · 11/07/2026 12:33

Thumbs up from me - he's one big Norwegian Adonis.

WonderingAndOverthinking · 11/07/2026 17:56

Someone made a TikTok comment about him always having “did you see that?!” or a “can’t believe that actually worked!” look on his face after a goal and it always makes me laugh now!

OfAllThePlaces · Yesterday 09:49

Norway are out, my time with Erling is over I guess. Not much footage last night, but a lovely little video he posted on TT afterwards.

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PerkingFaintly · Yesterday 10:02

But thank you for this thread, @OfAllThePlaces .

You've created a brand new Erling fan here! I knew nothing of him before, and he seems such a lovely guy.

JasmineTea11 · Yesterday 10:03

I love how affectionate he was with players from both teams last night, and he looks like he's enjoying himself when he's playing, whereas some of them make it look like a tooth extraction rather than a game, played for entertainment. So for that reason, YANBU!!

Viviennemary · Yesterday 10:06

He wouldn't be for me. But I can see the attraction.

OfAllThePlaces · Yesterday 11:07

You're very welcome @PerkingFaintly, love your name btw.

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PerkingFaintly · Yesterday 11:52

Grin I have ME/CFS – but I've perked up a little from the worst, and now sit here cheeping quietly in my corner.

MrsPapillon · Yesterday 12:00

Bless him, I wanted to give him a little hug last night.

BatchCookBabe · Yesterday 12:31

MrsPapillon · Yesterday 12:00

Bless him, I wanted to give him a little hug last night.

I didn't. He brought it on himself.

TonTonMacoute · Yesterday 12:35

He's very strange looking but seems to be an absolute sweetheart, which is an attractive quality in a man, and a positive role model for boys

Gengha · Yesterday 12:51

He does seem a nice guy and his relationship with Bellingham seems lovely

dudsville · Yesterday 13:09

He's not my type, but he's handsome and kind and funny and a great representative for the sport. I was actually hoping their team would win last night!

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