I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland

[OfAllThePlaces]

I'm almost 50!

I'm not even sure what it is about him, I've never in my lifetime liked any sportsperson ever! My husband keeps teasing me about it, has even said he's going to grow his hair like his if that's my thing 😂😳

Anyone else, or just me?

I don’t fancy him but I think he’s a lovely young man. I couldn’t fancy anyone with the posture of a bulldog but he gives me silly little brother vibes.

He looked so much better with short hair IMO.

https://assets-es.imgfoot.com/media/cache/1200x675/haaland-1920.jpg

does he have a bromance with Bellingham - they may have been together in Dortmund?
i was thinking, england will have their work cut out with him

I get it OP.
Confidence, size, talent, mixed with goofball energy - amazing.

Saturday will be sad seeing the bromance against each other 💔

their bromance is so cute

Woke up to see England are playing Norway next. Might actually stop up to watch it.

It's definitely not a sexual crush 🤢 more of a teenage girl one. It'll go no doubt when the World Cup is over.

I googled his girlfriend and there’s some of the cutest looking pictures of the two of them but I’m generally not a fan of footballers who sometimes look angry as they’re celebrating (as was the deal with some of the Norwegian team last night!!)

I have chosen this young man to be my next husband. He will find it a fairly easy gig, all he will have to do is dress like a Viking everyday and carry my shopping. As I'm old enough to be his nana bedroom duties are pretty much off the cards as I like an early night with a cup of Earl Gray (which I'm sure will be devasting for him but there we are)

Enjoy seeing him one more time on Saturday evening, everyone. Win lose or draw.

Don't mention his dad to Roy Keane if ever you meet him though, best not.

Not my cuppa but I do fancy his Dad

No stop it because I literally had a dream about him last night that we were both crushing on each other and he was being a gentleman and when I woke up I was scrolling through his instagram like a love sick puppy! He is the antithesis of everything I like in men! So bizarre.

Here you are. Like a nappy!

I have taken a shine to the Panama manager, and he is Danish, I love the Danes

None of them compare to Madueke

I developed one on Killian Mbappe watching how happy he was scoring for France 😂. I’m a Liverpool fan and had the biggest one on Arne Slot and wondered if I was showing my age ha ha

He reminds me of Russell Crowe

Can't stand the big baby.. but then I'm an Arsenal fan so I am biased. He's still no Martin Odegaard though...

However looking to non WC footballers... can I suggest Riccardo Calafiori (Italian, models underwear) or Maduka Okoye (Nigerian, 6ft6, speaks five languages) - THANK ME LATER!

I mean in theory tall, broad, long haired Norwegian guy is absolute9myvtype but no. he's not good looking. however, he seems lovely and his friendship with Jude Bellingham is adorable. those things make him more attractive

You can have Haaland, as long as I get Harry Kane (and I am very happily married to another woman...!) But I just love his El Greco face.

He does have an elongated suffering El Greco face! Although, unlike most El Grecos, he also looks like you might beat you up if you looked at him funny...

Haaland…yes, I can see that @OfAllThePlaces.

This thread does remind me of the question asked of Peter Crouch -

‘What would you be if you weren’t a premiership footballer?’

His answer -

‘ A Virgin!’

Ewww, really 😮he is not a handsome man, at all. Then again some people think B Cumberbatch is handsome too 🤑
Each to their own i spose

Omg, he sooo does 😂

Thanks, had to google but wow just wow for Maduka, fine specimen of a man

I was soooo not going to search up "Erling in His Pants" (just in case the police every seize my computer ) so thank you for posting this I think)