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I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland

149 replies

OfAllThePlaces · 05/07/2026 15:15

I'm almost 50!

I'm not even sure what it is about him, I've never in my lifetime liked any sportsperson ever! My husband keeps teasing me about it, has even said he's going to grow his hair like his if that's my thing 😂😳

Anyone else, or just me?

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honeyrider · 05/07/2026 23:45

Scorpion84 · 05/07/2026 16:24

He's not for me

however I do have a crush on Roy Keane 🫣🤦🏻‍♀️

You have good taste. I love Roy's comments.

SaraHoliday · 05/07/2026 23:52

honeyrider · 05/07/2026 23:45

You have good taste. I love Roy's comments.

Not my 'usual' type but I can see an attraction to Harry Kane - only if he was clean shaven though. 😂

Yoyooo · 05/07/2026 23:53

KimTheresPeopleThatAreDying · 05/07/2026 15:40

He looks like a beluga whale (and is an arrogant arsehole with it, but that’s hardly uncommon amongst premier league footballers).

Is he known to be arrogant? All the videos I see of him he seems sweet and funny!

tanqueray10 · 05/07/2026 23:55

He’s very talented and very sweet and funny. Not conventionally attractive but his personality is brilliant. Love his insta account!

RedRock41 · 06/07/2026 00:09

One for you in that case! 🇳🇴🫶🏻

I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland
BeKhakiReader · 06/07/2026 00:20

I agree OP. I thinks he’s adorable and very manly.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/07/2026 00:30

Here you are.

I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland
bittertwisted · 06/07/2026 00:33

honeyrider · 05/07/2026 23:45

You have good taste. I love Roy's comments.

Me too
and I really dislike Man Utd, but Roy is very attractive

I find Haaland absolutely revolting

Penkie · 06/07/2026 00:40

He's not for me.

Choux · 06/07/2026 00:44

Erling’s message to his detractors…

I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland
WouldYouLikeToSwingOnAStar · 06/07/2026 00:45

Two words…

Declan Rice ♥️

dibbledobbley · 06/07/2026 01:15

Any better?!

I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland
nightowlzzz · 06/07/2026 01:28

WouldYouLikeToSwingOnAStar · 06/07/2026 00:45

Two words…

Declan Rice ♥️

Mikel Arteta!

MrsPapillon · 06/07/2026 01:48

Seagull2026 · 05/07/2026 23:15

I was in love with Alfie Haaland back in the day so I am happy I get to see him there at all the games. Still think he's better looking by far than his son but I can see the appeal.

Alfie Haaland looks like Chesney from Corrie.

canuckup · 06/07/2026 02:15

Haaland seems like a lot of fun

Mbappe doesn't take himself too seriously

I cannot stand Ronaldo

CrocsNotDocs · 06/07/2026 02:23

He’s lovely. You just know he would be gentle with puppies.

OfAllThePlaces · 06/07/2026 02:42

All the pictures being posted or Erland haven't dampened my interest. Tonight's match was great, I'm supported Norway all the way. England who?

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scoobysnaxx · 06/07/2026 03:22

Gengha · 05/07/2026 15:16

Ooh I think he’s an ugly bugger but then I’ve got a soft spot for Luka Modric so I have crap taste

😂😂 Modric?!

Mydogisagentleman · 06/07/2026 05:50

Oh no.
Google him in his underpants.
That will cure you

MeAndMyGhost · 06/07/2026 06:12

Same! I am strangely drawn to him Grin

I think it's because he's good at what he does, I find that an appealing quality, plus he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously.

The interest started when I saw the Norwegian Viking team photo I think...

CharnwoodFire · 06/07/2026 06:19

He's attractive because he's skilled and passionate at what he does.
His sheer size also helps...

WouldYouLikeToSwingOnAStar · 06/07/2026 06:19

nightowlzzz · 06/07/2026 01:28

Mikel Arteta!

Noooo!

He’s too little😆

We keep waiting for his trousers to split, they’re too tight!

Deccy all day, every day..💗

WonderingAndOverthinking · 06/07/2026 06:49

I love watching TikTok edits of him 😆 Can’t find a GIF on here but if you google Boogle fish, he looks exactly like him!

Look Side Eye GIF
Choux · 06/07/2026 07:33

Father and son love. And yes Alfie does have an air of Chesney from Corrie.
https://x.com/worldcup__26/status/2073907534914842855?s=61

Newname29 · 06/07/2026 07:36

He is hilarious!

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