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I've developed a little crush on Erling Haaland

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OfAllThePlaces · 05/07/2026 15:15

I'm almost 50!

I'm not even sure what it is about him, I've never in my lifetime liked any sportsperson ever! My husband keeps teasing me about it, has even said he's going to grow his hair like his if that's my thing 😂😳

Anyone else, or just me?

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EasternStandard · 14/07/2026 20:33

Gengha · 12/07/2026 12:51

He does seem a nice guy and his relationship with Bellingham seems lovely

Yep he seems really nice.

Kevinbaconsrealwife · 14/07/2026 20:34

I quite fancy his dad…Alf-Inge Haarland 😉

xsquared · 03/08/2026 08:14

Kevinbaconsrealwife · 14/07/2026 20:34

I quite fancy his dad…Alf-Inge Haarland 😉

I dont know a great deal about football, but I am astounded how Roy Keane still has a job after admitting he deliberately kicked Alf Haaland's knee.

Erling is hilarious.

CakeKiller · 23/08/2026 17:30

Resurrecting this thread to say that after being fed constant Haaland content on social media during the World Cup I went from thinking he was weird-looking to thinking he was extremely hot in a medieval Viking kind of way.

And now what has he done? Shorn off all his hair so that he looks like a gigantic baby! How very dare he!! Anyone else gutted by his new haircut?

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 23/08/2026 20:46

I like his new haircut

OfAllThePlaces · 23/08/2026 21:13

Yeah, suddenly I'm not finding him as attractive without his long hair.

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SomaTaim · 23/08/2026 21:51

He has a great jaw and bone structure.

SomaTaim · 23/08/2026 21:58

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 23/08/2026 20:46

I like his new haircut

Me too.

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