On ‘eyelashes’ - which is not a name I will be using for Burnham - I’ve been hearing comments about how good looking he is. I really cannot see it. Pictures of him from 20 years ago show a more attractive man. But now he looks to me like a supermarket manager.
I despise Starmer as a politician for many reasons but I can see him in court as a barrister. He’s not attractive to me but there is something distinguished about his appearance. All that evaporates when he starts talking, but in photos, yeah, he’s a barrister from central casting.
But if Starmer can be imagined addressing senior judges, Burnham looks like he should be calming down an unhappy customer by the pickles and sauces.