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Shocking news from DH

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OutOfApricots · 25/06/2026 12:14

He said... "It's the 25th today - half way to Christmas".

AAARRGGHHHHH😂

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PenelopeJoanSterling · 27/06/2026 02:09

Eachstepatatime · 27/06/2026 01:59

I don't mind soothing carols but there's only so much of 'Wizard' at full volume with 'I wish it could be Christmas everyday' one can take.

thats when you need the heavy metal versions of the various christmas songs

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ChampagneCharly · 27/06/2026 07:36

look on the bright side, in six months time Christmas will be over! 😆

Morepositivemum · 27/06/2026 08:43

You know after last nights sleep give me Christmas cost over summer sweltering any day😉

Morepositivemum · 27/06/2026 08:45

Ps my manager was saying when she lived in Australia she used to do Christmas in July and they watched Christmas movies and read Christmas kindle books! First of July they started!!!

WildLeader · 27/06/2026 09:34

I used to say this every year as a kid. 25/6 is my birthday so nice and equally spaced 😂

Dontlletmedownbruce · 27/06/2026 09:56

Aaagh I fucking hate Christmas enthusiasts. They get almost 2 months of celebrating every year that they subject everyone to, and still have to go on about it the remaining 10 months of the year.

flapjackfairy · 27/06/2026 10:34

Dontlletmedownbruce · 27/06/2026 09:56

Aaagh I fucking hate Christmas enthusiasts. They get almost 2 months of celebrating every year that they subject everyone to, and still have to go on about it the remaining 10 months of the year.

well feel free to ignore us all and do something else more to.your liking.

OutOfApricots · 27/06/2026 10:56

MoaningAboutTheWeather · 27/06/2026 00:31

I used to work at one of the big supermarkets. I was gobsmacked to find the warehouse full of boxed Christmas trees immediately after the August Bank Holiday!

I got given the same reason as you did - if they’re not available, people moan and go elsewhere.
Since then , I’ve looked for little festive additions in the stores from August onwards. One big clue is the arrival of the tubs of Quality Street, Roses, etc, piled up by the front doors. Another is the Dove, Nivea,& Lynx gift sets that appear early Autumn.

It's like hearing the first cuckoo of spring, isn't it?

Only not quite.😂

What really bugged me as a child was breaking up for the school summer holidays and then going into a shop full of 'Back To School' signs.

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flapjackfairy · 27/06/2026 11:07

OutOfApricots · 27/06/2026 10:56

It's like hearing the first cuckoo of spring, isn't it?

Only not quite.😂

What really bugged me as a child was breaking up for the school summer holidays and then going into a shop full of 'Back To School' signs.

when I was at uni it was always bizarre that there was christmas stock coming in to the shops before my autumn term( commenced mid to late Sept) had even started!.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 27/06/2026 11:30

OutOfApricots · 26/06/2026 21:16

182 + 181 does not equal 365.

I do not count the day on which it is being said, nor Christmas day itself. Until Christmas starts is until midnight on Christmas Eve – unless you are a person who starts Christmas on the first day of Advent, or at Thanksgiving, or whenever else that is not yet actually Christmas, I suppose. But then it still wasn't half way to Christmas on 25th June, it was rather more.

Eachstepatatime · 27/06/2026 11:33

PenelopeJoanSterling · 27/06/2026 02:09

thats when you need the heavy metal versions of the various christmas songs

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Now that's a step too far 😫 🏃😂

Nanasueathome · 27/06/2026 11:51

My family and my sisters family had Christmas in June one year when the kids were young as we all decided that 12 months was too long to wait (still had December Christmas as well)
we sent cards and bought gifts, wrapped in Christmas paper and had a turkey dinner and Christmas pudding
they’re all grown up now but still talk about it

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 27/06/2026 12:01

MoaningAboutTheWeather · 27/06/2026 00:31

I used to work at one of the big supermarkets. I was gobsmacked to find the warehouse full of boxed Christmas trees immediately after the August Bank Holiday!

I got given the same reason as you did - if they’re not available, people moan and go elsewhere.
Since then , I’ve looked for little festive additions in the stores from August onwards. One big clue is the arrival of the tubs of Quality Street, Roses, etc, piled up by the front doors. Another is the Dove, Nivea,& Lynx gift sets that appear early Autumn.

I worked in the Head Office of a retail company for a while and I was gobsmacked to learn that the merchandise for the Christmas after the upcoming Christmas, was already chosen and ordered.

lilkitten · 27/06/2026 13:05

I've annoyed the family with this. I love Christmas, but I'm not someone who's waiting for Christmas to arrive, I don't think about it until December. I said it more as "where has this year gone?"

OutOfApricots · 27/06/2026 17:04

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 27/06/2026 11:30

I do not count the day on which it is being said, nor Christmas day itself. Until Christmas starts is until midnight on Christmas Eve – unless you are a person who starts Christmas on the first day of Advent, or at Thanksgiving, or whenever else that is not yet actually Christmas, I suppose. But then it still wasn't half way to Christmas on 25th June, it was rather more.

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I'd better tell DH he was wrong then. Confused

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AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 27/06/2026 17:53

OutOfApricots · 27/06/2026 17:04

I'd better tell DH he was wrong then. Confused

Go for it! We can all play at a bit of number-juggling in our spare time. If Christmas starts when the kids open the first Advent Calendar window there are only 156 days to go, now.

MassiveOvaryaction · 27/06/2026 19:00

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 27/06/2026 17:53

Go for it! We can all play at a bit of number-juggling in our spare time. If Christmas starts when the kids open the first Advent Calendar window there are only 156 days to go, now.

Your calculations were off as it's 181 days from today, not yesterday.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 27/06/2026 19:14

You're right that I got the numbers the wrong way round, but it still isn't halfway.

If you don't count the 25th December and don't count the day on which it was being said, which was 25th June:

26 27 28 29 30 June = 5 days
31 days July
31 days August
30 days September
31 days October
30 days November
24 days of December

I make that 182 days until Christmas; and

26 27 28 29 30 31 December =6 days
31 days January
28 days February
31 days March
30 days April
31 days May
24 days of June

is 181 since Christmas

25th June was not a whole day in either direction, whenever during that day the half-way to Christmas thing was said.

(It is 27th June today.)

OutOfApricots · 27/06/2026 22:43

If you are only counting up to the 24th, you're not there yet. You can't not count it at one end and then not count it at the other end either...

<gets feeling we'll still be talking about this come New Year lol>

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AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 28/06/2026 13:54

Nah. I got bored and am wandering away to repair a curtain that has come apart along a seam at the top so it hangs very crooked and will shortly start to rip under its own weight.

omghereistrouble · 29/06/2026 10:12

quick everyone start panic buying presents and paper

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 29/06/2026 12:16

Surely you must have all the paper you spent ages carefully taking off the presents last year and folding neatly into a box you put in the attic?

hollyblueivy · 30/06/2026 07:40

So are we now officially half way to Christmas?!

flapjackfairy · 01/07/2026 15:49

hollyblueivy · 30/06/2026 07:40

So are we now officially half way to Christmas?!

YES. downhill all the way now !

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