What will Starmer actually do now?
He’s a complete lightweight with proven terrible judgement, so no consultancy or big company will want him.
He’s a hopeless speechmaker so there’s no opportunity on the speaking circuit.
I’ve never seen anything to make me think he can write, so a book or journalism looks out of reach for him.
I can’t believe he could return to the law.
Oh well, self-mocking ads for shampoo or cat food or quorn it is then.
For a year. Before he’s totally forgotten.