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Schrödinger's Strait - Trump Thread #162A

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Spandauer · 19/04/2026 14:58

The Strait of Schrödinger remains open and closed, safe and dangerous, insurable and uninsurable, blockaded and free.

"You put your tanker in, you put your tanker out
In, out, in, out, you sail it all about
You do the Straits of Hormuz and you turn around
That’s what it’s all about!"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Got overwhelmed by the 🍊💩's idiot fuckery last time and missed out thread #161 so have designated this one as fake #162...A

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Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:10

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 06:59

He was never on the same floor.

That's what I was thinking.

I think I need a potted summary as I haven't managed to read all the threads.

notimagain · 27/04/2026 07:17

If you look at the floor diagram in the BBC report it's pretty clear why the gunman was on a different floor to POTUS/guests.

If that sketch is accurate I'm not seeing any mystery in that part of the story.

Wipeywipey · 27/04/2026 07:27

Does anyone else have a very uneasy feeling about the King's visit? Like that another "lefty" shooter might actually be allowed to shoot him, just to get support for Trump?

Interested in this thread?

Then you might like threads about this subject:

Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:32

So there was nobody dangerous in the actual room (other than Trump himself)? So the video doesn't make sense with him being bundled out. Why did they bundle anyone out?

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:33

Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:32

So there was nobody dangerous in the actual room (other than Trump himself)? So the video doesn't make sense with him being bundled out. Why did they bundle anyone out?

They didn't know if he was alone.

Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:38

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:33

They didn't know if he was alone.

Oh thanks.

So whose gunshots in the room were heard?

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:44

Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:38

Oh thanks.

So whose gunshots in the room were heard?

We don't know if the gunman actually fired any shots. A pp mentioned the injury might have been friendly fire.

Sadcafe · 27/04/2026 07:49

Love the way the orange one as always made it about him,they only try to kill the Presidents who are achieving something and we all know he’s the greatest president ever, he tells us often enough. But hang on Donald, didn’t they try to kill Hitler,Stalin, KimJong Un, Gadaffi, Hussein, is it just me but is there possibly another reason why they try to kill leaders, just a thought!!

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:51

Sadcafe · 27/04/2026 07:49

Love the way the orange one as always made it about him,they only try to kill the Presidents who are achieving something and we all know he’s the greatest president ever, he tells us often enough. But hang on Donald, didn’t they try to kill Hitler,Stalin, KimJong Un, Gadaffi, Hussein, is it just me but is there possibly another reason why they try to kill leaders, just a thought!!

How very dare you! 😁

notimagain · 27/04/2026 07:53

Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:38

Oh thanks.

So whose gunshots in the room were heard?

Ah, I think it is more accurate to say people in the ballroom heard shots.

It's reported that the security detail at the checkpoint upstairs opened fire...

Small arms fire is ..loud, especially in an enclosed space, so that sound would have carried (down) into the ballroom.

Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:55

notimagain · 27/04/2026 07:53

Ah, I think it is more accurate to say people in the ballroom heard shots.

It's reported that the security detail at the checkpoint upstairs opened fire...

Small arms fire is ..loud, especially in an enclosed space, so that sound would have carried (down) into the ballroom.

That's interesting. Thanks.

RedTagAlan · 27/04/2026 07:56

I spotted this front page in the Sky news papers bit,

Erm... is it just me or does this read a bit odd ? I never had this King's action on the bingo card :-)

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dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:58

How was the suspect not injured? Very odd.

RedTagAlan · 27/04/2026 08:00

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:58

How was the suspect not injured? Very odd.

They missed ?

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 08:06

RedTagAlan · 27/04/2026 08:00

They missed ?

Bit useless then. They managed to disarm and strip him.

notimagain · 27/04/2026 08:07

RedTagAlan · 27/04/2026 08:00

They missed ?

Quite possibly..

Hollywood as a lot to answer for: sidearms just go pop, everyone who carries one can draw in an instant and hit a moving target the size of a 10 cent/pence piece at 50 metres, and an ear lobe and deliberately miss the rest of the head at several hundred..

Pedallleur · 27/04/2026 08:11

Zonder · 27/04/2026 07:32

So there was nobody dangerous in the actual room (other than Trump himself)? So the video doesn't make sense with him being bundled out. Why did they bundle anyone out?

That's what the Secret Service do. There may be a danger to The President. Might be one attacker but could be accomplices or a bomb etc. Get the principal away to a secure location

Pedallleur · 27/04/2026 08:13

Wipeywipey · 27/04/2026 07:27

Does anyone else have a very uneasy feeling about the King's visit? Like that another "lefty" shooter might actually be allowed to shoot him, just to get support for Trump?

No. Charlie has his own security. More chance of me being shot

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/04/2026 08:46

RedTagAlan · 27/04/2026 07:56

I spotted this front page in the Sky news papers bit,

Erm... is it just me or does this read a bit odd ? I never had this King's action on the bingo card :-)

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They sound almost as disappointed as we are!

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/04/2026 08:49

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/04/2026 07:58

How was the suspect not injured? Very odd.

Maybe he was a singing telegram? Or part of the Mentalist thing - funny how it happened at that precise moment...🤔

SerendipityJane · 27/04/2026 08:59

Wipeywipey · 27/04/2026 07:27

Does anyone else have a very uneasy feeling about the King's visit? Like that another "lefty" shooter might actually be allowed to shoot him, just to get support for Trump?

It is interesting - but treason - to speculate what possible outcomes may emerge from such an event. It would certainly be significant.

CaveMum · 27/04/2026 10:00

Wanted to just say I am not trying to push conspiracy theories! I was just confused about the location of the “shooter” as the initial impression I’d got was that he was about to storm the room, rather than being on a different floor.

I’m always a “cock up over conspiracy” person - if people are leaking the stuff over Cash “J Edgar Boozer” Patel, which is pretty small fry in the scheme of things, there’s no way they’d be able to keep a fake assassination attempt plot secret.

Efacsen · 27/04/2026 10:38

RedTagAlan · 27/04/2026 08:00

They missed ?

It seems from reports that there weren't many shots fired by whoever

Trump said it sounded like a 'tray being dropped'
Various guests said there were 3 or 4 shots

After he sprinted thro' the checkpoint the 'shooter' had agents behind him as well as in front of him - maybe someone jumped on his back and felled him pretty quickly before any more shots could be fired?

Realise the conversation has moved on a bit but having difficulty posting due to MN glitches

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/04/2026 10:40

CaveMum · 27/04/2026 10:00

Wanted to just say I am not trying to push conspiracy theories! I was just confused about the location of the “shooter” as the initial impression I’d got was that he was about to storm the room, rather than being on a different floor.

I’m always a “cock up over conspiracy” person - if people are leaking the stuff over Cash “J Edgar Boozer” Patel, which is pretty small fry in the scheme of things, there’s no way they’d be able to keep a fake assassination attempt plot secret.

I agree with you about it sounding like the guy was at the door, not on a different floor.

The fact they captured him without shooting him but shooting one of their own (allegedly) is the weird thing.

notimagain · 27/04/2026 10:43

@Efacsen

After he sprinted thro' the checkpoint the 'shooter' had agents behind him as well as in front of him - maybe someone jumped on his back and felled him pretty quickly before any more shots could be fired?

I think that's a reasonable theory, especially as it appears one agent got hit (in their protective vest) by a round rumoured/stated not to have been fired by the attacker...

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