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He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162

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Spandauer · 12/04/2026 17:39

Old enough to remember whole years in which I barely thought about the American president.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/chat/5513875-depraved-desperate-deluded-and-dangerous-trump-thread-160

eta: in my haste I think I've numbered the thread incorrectly! Oh well.

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RedTagAlan · 18/04/2026 14:43

That's 3 ships attacked today. One damaged.

logicisall · 18/04/2026 14:43

I'm off to watch The Testaments. At least that dystopian world is fiction.

dapsnotplimsolls · 18/04/2026 14:44

Where's that woman from? Deport her immediately!

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BruceAndNosh · 18/04/2026 14:45

Who was the wag who referred to the Strait of Hormuz as Schroedingers strait ? Could the next thread title be based on that?
Or some twist about Trump requiring a Strait jacket?

dapsnotplimsolls · 18/04/2026 14:46

BruceAndNosh · 18/04/2026 14:45

Who was the wag who referred to the Strait of Hormuz as Schroedingers strait ? Could the next thread title be based on that?
Or some twist about Trump requiring a Strait jacket?

That was me, originally 😁

BruceAndNosh · 18/04/2026 14:46

Every day I wonder why my lovely dad's aorta ruptured in his early 70s and Trump's remains intact

BruceAndNosh · 18/04/2026 14:48

Trump is wearing Schroedingers Strait jacket and can't talk his way out for once...

MsJinks · 18/04/2026 15:11

LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 18/04/2026 13:57

I read she had posted something about seeing him at the march.
Take it that's the Unite the Kingdom thing in May.
A bit ironic as it causes hatred and division the opposite of unite.

Going on the counter protest - hoping we match numbers a bit better this time! Also gonna be more prepared to dodge bottles ha!

This has (probably unreasonably) spoiled one of my favourite records as a youngster and since - sigh.

MsJinks · 18/04/2026 15:15

logicisall · 18/04/2026 14:06

I vote for Paula White. She's a whole different kind of crazy.😱

https://x.com/Malcolm_Pal9/status/2045313028288385140?s=20

It looks like the orange one’s idea to reintroduce mental ‘asylums’ is not so wild after all 😳

RedTagAlan · 18/04/2026 15:24

From CNN

“"We have very good conversations going on,” Trump said on Iran. “They got a little cute, as they have been doing for 47 years,” Trump added.

“They wanted to close up the strait again, as they’ve been doing for years. They can’t blackmail us,” Trump said, adding that he will have some more information “by the end of the day.”

“We’re talking to them, and you know, we’re taking a tough stand. They killed a lot of people. A lot of our people have been killed,” Trump said."

Pardon.

“....as they’ve been doing for years. "

Another historical revision. I wonder why his MAGA fans do the same. More revisionism than at a Communist Party of China conference.

Evenstar · 18/04/2026 16:40

😬

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 18/04/2026 16:45

Wow🤯

dapsnotplimsolls · 18/04/2026 16:54

How very convenient.

LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 18/04/2026 17:03

Evenstar · 18/04/2026 16:40

😬

Was that a genuine statement?
If so that's beyond mental and she needs help.

Evenstar · 18/04/2026 17:14

It appears to be

https://youtube.com/shorts/zLe7Ai6JSTA?si=VQylxVQ9LeARbJTq

LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 18/04/2026 17:17

Thank you.
I genuinely despair at what's happening in the world due to one man.

SerendipityJane · 18/04/2026 17:26

https://cybernews.com/tech/europe-kill-switch/

Spandauer · 18/04/2026 17:49

Trump greeted by empty seats at Arizona rally leaving supporters 'totally shocked'.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rally-flop/

The president who once filled sports venues across the country couldn't even come close to filling a 4,500-seat Arizona church on Friday night, exposing the dramatic erosion of his political momentum.
^^
According to the Washington Post, Trump was the featured speaker at a Turning Point USArally in Phoenix at Dream City Church. Despite his boast earlier in the day on Truth Social about addressing a "BIG CROWD," the turnout was sparse and underwhelming.
The attendance numbers tell the story. A Turning Point USA spokeperson claimed only about 3,000 people attended — meaning the church was roughly two-thirds full at best. For a president who once commanded arena-sized audiences, the half-empty megachurch represents a stunning reversal.

Trump greeted by empty seats at Arizona rally leaving supporters 'totally shocked': report

Donald Trump's ability to pack arenas is evaporating. The president who once filled sports venues across the country couldn't even come close to filling a 4,500-seat Arizona church on Friday night, exposing the dramatic erosion of his political momentu...

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rally-flop/

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SerendipityJane · 18/04/2026 17:52

Spandauer · 18/04/2026 17:49

Trump greeted by empty seats at Arizona rally leaving supporters 'totally shocked'.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rally-flop/

The president who once filled sports venues across the country couldn't even come close to filling a 4,500-seat Arizona church on Friday night, exposing the dramatic erosion of his political momentum.
^^
According to the Washington Post, Trump was the featured speaker at a Turning Point USArally in Phoenix at Dream City Church. Despite his boast earlier in the day on Truth Social about addressing a "BIG CROWD," the turnout was sparse and underwhelming.
The attendance numbers tell the story. A Turning Point USA spokeperson claimed only about 3,000 people attended — meaning the church was roughly two-thirds full at best. For a president who once commanded arena-sized audiences, the half-empty megachurch represents a stunning reversal.

Well Farage wasn't there ....

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 18/04/2026 17:55

Spandauer · 18/04/2026 17:49

Trump greeted by empty seats at Arizona rally leaving supporters 'totally shocked'.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rally-flop/

The president who once filled sports venues across the country couldn't even come close to filling a 4,500-seat Arizona church on Friday night, exposing the dramatic erosion of his political momentum.
^^
According to the Washington Post, Trump was the featured speaker at a Turning Point USArally in Phoenix at Dream City Church. Despite his boast earlier in the day on Truth Social about addressing a "BIG CROWD," the turnout was sparse and underwhelming.
The attendance numbers tell the story. A Turning Point USA spokeperson claimed only about 3,000 people attended — meaning the church was roughly two-thirds full at best. For a president who once commanded arena-sized audiences, the half-empty megachurch represents a stunning reversal.

I look forward to the day no-one turns up to see him. And we all get to see the real pictures of this pathetic egomaniac railing at the emptiness.

TiredCatLady · 18/04/2026 18:14

What the fuck is a Paula White? That looks like something from a horror film.

Spandauer · 18/04/2026 18:15

He has to go.

Trump deals double blow to the great British pint.
The Iran war is putting pressure on carbon dioxide supplies needed to make beer — and last year’s U.K.-U.S. trade deal has already been blamed for undercutting British plants.

www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-deals-double-blow-to-the-great-british-pint/

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walllaw · 18/04/2026 18:24

BruceAndNosh · 18/04/2026 12:37

What makes it harder for MAGA is that there used to be a chorus of Trump Toadies telling them what to think, but with people like Tucker Carlson , Joe Rogan and Alex Jones condemning the Iran war, MAGA are rudderless

Joe Rogan was kissing his orange ass in the Oval Office yesterday

walllaw · 18/04/2026 18:28

Evenstar · 18/04/2026 16:40

😬

Whose face have they photoshopped onto him? And I know she's a lunatic, but surely some joker has done that to her eyes? Are they actually rolled back in her head?

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