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He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162

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Spandauer · 12/04/2026 17:39

Old enough to remember whole years in which I barely thought about the American president.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/chat/5513875-depraved-desperate-deluded-and-dangerous-trump-thread-160

eta: in my haste I think I've numbered the thread incorrectly! Oh well.

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TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 14/04/2026 12:38

Lego giving away free Taco stands is no accident, that's a political message.

I saw somewhere yesterday the new one is Tofu - Trump always fucks up.
I'll have a Tofu Taco please. (No Marmite!)

Justdancevance · 14/04/2026 12:45

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 10:47

The second incarnation of the KKKs main focus was Catholics before coloured. Or so I learned recently.

A Rest is History fan like myself 😁

PickAChew · 14/04/2026 13:10

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 14/04/2026 12:38

Lego giving away free Taco stands is no accident, that's a political message.

I saw somewhere yesterday the new one is Tofu - Trump always fucks up.
I'll have a Tofu Taco please. (No Marmite!)

That would be TAFU, surely? 🤔

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MushMonster · 14/04/2026 13:12

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 14/04/2026 11:32

Someone should persuade Trumpington that he needs to attend the scene on the Hormuz Strait in order to be pushed into the sea like Robert Maxwell understand the logistics. Yes?

Yes, please!!!!

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 14/04/2026 13:12

PickAChew · 14/04/2026 13:10

That would be TAFU, surely? 🤔

Ha ha - yes, you're right - I think it's meant to be Trump ONLY fucks up! 😅

MushMonster · 14/04/2026 13:20

The Guardian is reporting ships (sanctioned ships!) are passing too LOL
But, nothing about any attack on any ship.
Now, I was not expecting them to just sail by..... Trump must be incandescent wotsit colour! LOL

PerkingFaintly · 14/04/2026 13:32

Your link above to Malcolm Nance on The Trump Report was so good on this!

I know we've mentioned Nance's stuff on these threads before, but turns out shipping interdiction in the ME is a thing he used to do in person.

Of course he knows the geography very well and also what happens when you try to stop a ship – including Chinese ship crews locking themselves into the engine room with enough food and water to just keep going until the boarding party leaves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=YCKTW4ai2EspAz8z&v=8mHpmTN86-Q&feature=youtu.be

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Legssses · 14/04/2026 13:42

This from The Times...

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
MushMonster · 14/04/2026 13:52

PerkingFaintly · 14/04/2026 13:32

Your link above to Malcolm Nance on The Trump Report was so good on this!

I know we've mentioned Nance's stuff on these threads before, but turns out shipping interdiction in the ME is a thing he used to do in person.

Of course he knows the geography very well and also what happens when you try to stop a ship – including Chinese ship crews locking themselves into the engine room with enough food and water to just keep going until the boarding party leaves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=YCKTW4ai2EspAz8z&v=8mHpmTN86-Q&feature=youtu.be

We live, we learn
I had no idea commercial sailing is that adventorous!!!

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 13:54

PickAChew · 14/04/2026 13:10

That would be TAFU, surely? 🤔

Remember that "OK" has been said to mean "Orl Korrect"

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 13:58

MushMonster · 14/04/2026 13:52

We live, we learn
I had no idea commercial sailing is that adventorous!!!

My uncle was in the merchant navy. Had some stories ...

RedTagAlan · 14/04/2026 14:04

logicisall · 14/04/2026 14:01

Ahh. Last week.

So it does look as though the media are a bit keen.

Edit : Or it is me

logicisall · 14/04/2026 14:04

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 10:52

It's not like people haven't been saying ....

I know, but it was the truth of my youth! Wahhhh!

logicisall · 14/04/2026 14:14

MrTiddlesTheCat · 14/04/2026 11:21

True, after all, Jesus was the first Red Cross doctor.

If you want to cosplay doctor, here's the latest costume.

logicisall · 14/04/2026 14:17

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Wipeywipey · 14/04/2026 14:24

How long do we reckon trigger happy gun toting Americans likely aided by Venezuelan marching powder will be happy to sit watching Chinese vessels sailing past them, quite possibly mooning in their general direction?

logicisall · 14/04/2026 14:27

Here it is

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 14:28

limetrees32 · 14/04/2026 14:23

I can't help but imagine the US as a pair of rather dim bouncers scowling as people enter and leave the nightclub across the road.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 14/04/2026 14:36

RafaistheKingofClay · 14/04/2026 11:07

I think you will find that’s the internationally recognised uniform of a Red Cross doctor.

A white shirt with cuffs and a short red waistcoat, yes.

A white cuffless long-sleeved robe and a flowing red stole-thing, not so much.

If it were a Red Cross doctor's uniform it is also supposed to have a red cross prominently displayed on it.

Or as Wiki puts it: "Under the Geneva Conventions, the emblems of the International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement are to be worn by all medical and humanitarian personnel and also displayed on their vehicles and buildings while they are in an active warzone".

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 14/04/2026 14:47

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 13:54

Remember that "OK" has been said to mean "Orl Korrect"

Or, from the Greek "Ola Kala", meaning all good.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 14/04/2026 14:49

Or from the Choctaw?

(But my money would be on a Boston fad being put into print and sticking.)

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 14:49

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 14/04/2026 14:47

Or, from the Greek "Ola Kala", meaning all good.

Old Kinderhook

JoshLymanSwagger · 14/04/2026 14:57

SerendipityJane · 14/04/2026 14:49

Old Kinderhook

Oh Kock.

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