Last thing you said out loud

[NewLion]

Ok

Thankyou
(Dh just made me a cup of tea)

Bloody Trump!

“Lovely cuppa”

You need to put them in the roasting tin with olive oil, salt and garlic.

Ooh, you got the unsalted ones. Brilliant!

Look how much purple that rainbow has!

What was it

Put the iPad down

DON’T BE RIDICULOUS

"Bugger it's cold"

Ew. Painting with blood.

Does crying count?

(I didn’t say this, I’m asking the question)

I just shouted GO GO GO to my DH as he was running out the door trying to catch the Icey

This fucking grill does my head in

It tastes much nicer with guanciale instead of bacon lardons.

Alexa play radio 4

Thank you see you soon

I just really want a bath

Fucks sake.
Also the first words out of my (potty) mouth this morning !

Leave the cat alone

Are they Dutch?

I’ve got a headache

Oh my head I need some ice (migraine)

There's a lot of meat on those thighs isn't there?

Fucking hurry up

To the tumble dryer.