Last thing you said out loud

[NewLion]

Ok

I don’t trust this fucking estate agent one bit.

Do we have popcorn?

Jinx

The TV’s lost sound.

I’d muted it by mistake.

I just don't think it should be normalised

You looking at me??

Night night have good sleep

More wine please!

Come on in and settle down-to my two doggies - who are just angels and now fast asleep.

“God if you’re listening I’m not part of this conversation”

The randomness has actually made me giggle when I write it down in isolation 😂

Mini eggs are a quid in tesco

Sticky and gloopy

Night, darling

Do you want a beer?

That happened because you weren’t doing what you were told.

Love you too Full stop X X

(Dictating aloud to Siri)

Did you just burp?? To my eldest one who was in the kitchen!

Yes please!

Go get your pyjamas on please. It didn't sound like that though because I had a mouth full of puppadom.

So we’re rationing the wood as well now are we? It’s bad enough rationing the oil! (Possible door slam).

He’s always moaning isn’t he?

They have one of those pottery shops in Haworth.

I don’t know I think it had four masts, maybe three but I think four

“Boys, when you grow up and treat yourselves to a takeaway, you’ll order online and let them deliver it, won’t you, rather than phoning and fetching it like dad?” We’re all Very Hungry.

Get down please, no, I don’t want you licking my moisturiser (to one of my dogs)..