Last thing you said out loud

[NewLion]

Ok

Get off the stairs, stop trying to kill me. To the 7 month old kitten who has a habit of stretching herself across the stairs when im trying to come down. I have a dodgy knee so difficult to step over her

Ow!

I was in hospital on Monday and I’m still recovering from the procedure, struggling to keep the pain under control today.

your Amazon parcel is in the blue bin

Just a sec.

Oooh you’re so handsome! (To the cat)

See you in a bit.

Another ten minutes. (Dogs giving me the amber eye, starving look).