Last thing you said out loud

[NewLion]

Ok

'No, dd, no bubbles, its too late and we are watching football'

'Okay, fine, have the bubbles, just dont make too much noise'

'I cant bloody hear over dd singing and the bloody bubble machine, wheres the remote'

I need to get a fucking move on. Aloud to no one as I am home alone.

<buUURrp> Ooh, pardon me!

Bastard.
About Sir Keir Starmer.

‘Fill it up’ to dh when he appeared with the bottle of wine - about 5 minutes ago. I anticipate saying the exact same thing in about another 10 minutes. It’s been a looong week!

Please go to sleep, I feel like im dying

You made me a salad - thanks, you're fancy.

There IS pizza left.

"uggs and anchovies"

No thank you. To my husband who had just offered me some more grapes.

Do you want a cuppa tea?

"Can I have a carrot and lentil soup with rice cakes and a sour cherry and pistachio stollen please. Thanks."

Can you pass me the rest of my chocolate, please? ( Mini egg bar!)

GET DOWN !

(to cat about to get stuck into my water glass) To be fair, he grumblingly obeyed.

Thank you for visiting! ♥️
(to my neighbour's cat who often drops by for a cuddle)

'thank you and have a nice day!'
(to the lovely delusional Evri delivery man who called me beautiful!!LOL)😆

"Bloody hell it's hailing! The hail's the size of maltesers!"

"Ok, see you in a bit" to dd2 as she went upstairs to spend an hour on homework/GCSE revision.

She plans to come back down after an hour. Possibly to talk some more - she has just spent approximately four hours talking, barely stopping to draw breath, in town with me 🙈.

Wine is chilling for later on 🍷.

I love you.

Fucking hell

"Oi, paws on the floor" to the cat, looking like she was about to climb the wallpaper!

"I love you my precious boy" to one of my dogs - they both get similar comments daily tbh

'Sweetie pie' - to the labrador sat on my feet as I was stroking him.....

Haha! Yes! It’s so infuriating isn’t it. Struggles on moaning and groaning but won’t take painkillers (and don’t even start me with then finding one tablet left in the pack - he’ll only take one at a time…drives me potty 😬😭) solidarity 👊

"See you next time. Have a lovely rest of your weekend."