Last thing you said out loud

[NewLion]

Ok

Have you got water?

A bird just flew into the window

Bye, love yoU

For fuck’s sake here too

They might not come till 8pm that night

How much?

You need to stop straightening it.

'Melton' I was answering a question on House of Games.

Should we get a chippy

Ow

No, the lady who is pretending to be the witch isn't really dead. The witch in the story is dead. The lady is alive.

(Narnia and a very literal child.)

Yes all done

It's not quite ready yet, another 2 minutes

Let’s wait a week.

Is this your first time driving? Said to the car that just cut us up on the roundabout - wanted to go all the way right from the left lane.

Yes darling

Please change the litter tray

What is that shit he’s listening to !

“Take some ibuprofen! I don’t know why you wouldn’t do something which might help you feel better!”

(this thread reminds me of that game where you write something and then turn the page and pass it on..😊)

That's the tune but we'll have to drop an octave.

Salem’s nicked Penny’s bed.
To DS.
pic of Salem in said bed

To your DH I’m guessing?
Mine has a bad sciatica atm. I know it’s bad as he’s VOLUNTARILY taking ibuprofen without me reminding him that pain relief exists.

I wish the pizza delivery hurries up and gets here, I'm hungry.

Cheers, thank you!

This falafel one is good