You'll never guess what I just found

[blacksax]

At the back of a cupboard in our spare room that DH uses for his hobby. Would anyone like to guess what it is?

I'm not quite sure what to do now.

Excellent news!

Like that feeling of utter despair when you reach inside the bag of, say, Maltesers, for the last one, and It's. Not. There. 😭 WHAT HAPPENED??? Where did it go??? Mysteries of the universe. T.A.P. appreciated.*

*thoughts and prayers, if it weren't obvious.

@QwestSprout I’m guessing you have one of these fellas too. Solidarity from a fellow 40K widow!

Thank you all so much for your lovely and often hilarious guesses. I've enjoyed this thread so much, and can't quite believe it has been at the top of 'trending' for several hours.

Stay Faithful.xx

Narnia. Waves to Mr Tumnus.

That is so rubbish!!!

you set us up for intrigue

Traitors final already? I am still on episode 2 of catch up. I had better get a move on before someone spoils the ending and says who won it!

This is the most disappointing find ever. I’m really let down! Turkish delight are vile and unless they’re cadburys coins.. they’re also vile!!

Magna Carta

Was this just a I'm gonna wind u all up. Post think so lol🤔🤣🤣

A portal to a parallel universe where we all live in peace and harmony and this cruel world is but a fevered dream

I found two Cadbury Christmas stockings with five full sized bars of Cadbury products in each. I'd hidden them under the desk in the office, they were Christmas presents for sons. I must get rid of them when they come round. Otherwise I'll start eating them.

Secret door to a spare room

Thank-you so much 😅

I read this as ‘Ask at the Convent!’

I lost them one year i found them in my underwear drawer (look it makes sense to hide stuff in there because NONE of the kids want to rifle through moms pants ok?) It was a very large deep drawer full of tights I never wear and socks I cannot stand i found them before Easter and they were in date so winner winner

Beat me to it 😂

13 year old bag of Maltesers!

a gimp mask and butt plug

Since the White Witch tempted Edmund with Turkish delight you were actually very close with that guess.

This gives me hope!

Good spot that.

Oh and I have to get some Terry's Chocolate Orange tomorrow. Been ages since I had one.

You realise there’s going to be people on here who will genuinely be disappointed that you didn’t find your husbands dildo so they could tell you to LTB!

Duane Reade bag with the handles tied
Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside

Brilliant idea which Im going to take up !!!