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Brooklyn bloody Beckham though

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trustedadult · 19/01/2026 21:32

Bloody hell, I'm loving it

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InveterateWineDrinker · 20/01/2026 11:31

Andouillette · 20/01/2026 11:29

It is her name. Same as she was Mrs. Beckham before.

Well, technically it should be Lady Victoria.

They seem to get it right with Mrs Starmer.

nicepotoftea · 20/01/2026 11:32

In 2022 David Beckham sold a majority stake in his company to a brand management company.

Perhaps they don't even really own their own brand, and have contractual obligations that include the whole family?

Wanttobefree2 · 20/01/2026 11:33

I also think it’s interesting that without going nuclear on his family, then there would be no news or nothing much to say about Brooklyn, it almost feels like a way to get more well known.

I’ll assume they will now drop the Beckham name and live a private life off Instagram (of course not!)

Ceramiq · 20/01/2026 11:34

Monetizing your children as part of your brand extension should probably be considered child abuse.

365RubyRed · 20/01/2026 11:35

Rumours have been around for years about VB's supposed drinking problem and DB's supposed philandering. I'm guessing that's what their son is alluding to, with regard to inauthentic relationships?

TightlyLacedCorset · 20/01/2026 11:35

Funnywonder · 20/01/2026 10:29

Do you have any evidence that the posters on here AREN’T interested in these other three examples? Or do you just like sounding a bit pompous? And - get this - some people are able to be interested in multiple things. Amazing.

Exactly! I've been up all for the last three nights glued to YT. Watching every news pundit, historian and geopolitical analyst breaking down the situation with Greenland/NATO and Venezuela. I never knew so much about heavy crude oil and can't sleep for the anxiety the entire spectre of the NATO alliance is giving me. I'm perfectly capable of thinking about more than one thing at a time.

Angrybird76 · 20/01/2026 11:36

Rebecca loos has (kind of) responded:

Replying to one fan who suggested she may 'feel a source of extra validation' at reading Brooklyn's words, Rebecca wrote: 'So happy he is standing up for himself and speaking publicly finally!!!! I have felt so bad for his poor wife, knowing too well what they can be like!

Bottomofthedeepbluesea · 20/01/2026 11:36

I do wonder if he's chosen to do this now as there is maybe more to protect in his imminent future.

I hate speculating on if a woman in pregnant and I'm not doing so for any reason based on appearance, etc. But can you imagine how lucrative the first Beckham grandchild will be to the family. Perhaps Brooklyn has an additional reason he wants to make his stance painfully clear.

Mangelwurzelfortea · 20/01/2026 11:37

365RubyRed · 20/01/2026 11:35

Rumours have been around for years about VB's supposed drinking problem and DB's supposed philandering. I'm guessing that's what their son is alluding to, with regard to inauthentic relationships?

She's so thin she's probably hammered after two glasses of wine anyway. Nothing to soak it up!

exse24Londoner · 20/01/2026 11:38

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 20/01/2026 11:19

This one. She is pretty obviously drunk and David looks utterly fuming.

ah...... welll.......... suppose we've all been there - just without the paps

HighStreetOtter · 20/01/2026 11:41

I wonder if he’ll (ghost) write a tell all book.

Differentforgirls · 20/01/2026 11:43

Gloriia · 20/01/2026 09:04

I think you'll find it's an even split.

Feelings are valid of course but the pair of them to moan about lives in the public lens then share publicly load of private stuff about their families is just appalling.

Thing is when brought up as pampered prats self awareness is usually lacking as demonstrated by Brooklyn and Harry.

Do you have a child who doesn’t speak to you?

Justdancevance · 20/01/2026 11:44

There’s are load of photos when Brooklyn is being used as a human Crutch while his off her head mum looks like she’s trying to slow dance with him.

Whosthetabbynow · 20/01/2026 11:46

I remember when Brooklyn was born. DB was interviewed straight after the birth and he said something along the lines of “the media will be wanting to know what his first car is when he grows up”. I thought well 1) what makes you think you’ll still be of interest to the public in 18 years and 2) so he’s hoping to get the kid in the public eye

pouletvous · 20/01/2026 11:47

No matter what, he’s the child and V&D are the parents

how have they pushed their baby away like this! They’re greedy, foolish, money driven fools

HelenaWaiting · 20/01/2026 11:48

Justdancevance · 20/01/2026 11:44

There’s are load of photos when Brooklyn is being used as a human Crutch while his off her head mum looks like she’s trying to slow dance with him.

Loads are there? Because it looks like Baby Beckham lied about the dance and about the wedding dress (although anyone who really believed you can get a bespoke Valentino dress "last minute" needs their head looking at).

pouletvous · 20/01/2026 11:49

Had they wanted to, they could have shielded these kids from the public eye. Instead they have monetised brand beckham

they have raised them as if they’re royals

Bruisername · 20/01/2026 11:50

When he says cancelled at eleventh hour he means they were just arranging to meet up to start the process when she pulled out. So he didn’t mean right before the wedding

and as for the vogue story debunking his - I imagine the vogue story was very PR heavy. I can’t imagine would have lied in his statement - but this is a situation where interpretations will vary

SingedSoul · 20/01/2026 11:52

berlinbaby2025 · 20/01/2026 10:55

He’s making an income, that’s a good thing. If he wasn’t then he’d be accused of being a cocklodger.

And he wouldn't be making an income via those channels or to that degree without his parents and the fame that afforded him.

ChattyCatty25 · 20/01/2026 11:52

TightlyLacedCorset · 20/01/2026 11:35

Exactly! I've been up all for the last three nights glued to YT. Watching every news pundit, historian and geopolitical analyst breaking down the situation with Greenland/NATO and Venezuela. I never knew so much about heavy crude oil and can't sleep for the anxiety the entire spectre of the NATO alliance is giving me. I'm perfectly capable of thinking about more than one thing at a time.

I read pointless celeb news as escapism from the fact we are being herding like cattle into war.

Whosthetabbynow · 20/01/2026 11:53

pouletvous · 20/01/2026 11:49

Had they wanted to, they could have shielded these kids from the public eye. Instead they have monetised brand beckham

they have raised them as if they’re royals

Without the class

Downbythelac · 20/01/2026 11:53

I too wonder if there is an offspring on the way, surrogacy is the new ‘we’re pregnant’ and it wouldn’t surprise me if Nicola went down that route.

TightlyLacedCorset · 20/01/2026 11:56

Angrybird76 · 20/01/2026 11:36

Rebecca loos has (kind of) responded:

Replying to one fan who suggested she may 'feel a source of extra validation' at reading Brooklyn's words, Rebecca wrote: 'So happy he is standing up for himself and speaking publicly finally!!!! I have felt so bad for his poor wife, knowing too well what they can be like!

Wow!

When the woman who had an affair with your Dad is publicly validating you more than your own parents and feels sorry for you, then it's bad.

Genuineweddingone · 20/01/2026 11:57

DontGoJasonWaterfalls · 20/01/2026 11:21

It is lonely. It's also much better than the alternative.

I have zero family because they either sided with my mother or actively helped her in her smear campaign against me. My son has no family for the same reason. It was just us at christmas and well, every other occasion. The peace much outweighs any lonliness.

CrikeyNumpty · 20/01/2026 11:59

Dave Beckham is too busy to release any statement. He is attending the World Economic Forum in Davos. Like you do.

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