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Trump’s text message to the Norwegian PM

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TortoiseshellTabby · 19/01/2026 14:35

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America."

This is why he’s justified in taking Greenland - apparently. How is this giant man-child in charge of the free world?

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Havanananana · 19/01/2026 18:01

zipadeeday · 19/01/2026 14:36

😂If nothing else, he's good entertainment value.

Don't worry about him. He'll be gone before long.

Don't worry about him???? 😰

The man who might just decide to celebrate 250 years since the Declaration of Independence by invading a European country, or who is so unstable that he might decide that the celebration fireworks might look a bit more spectacular if he pressed the bigly big bang button? 😱

sugarapplelane · 19/01/2026 18:01

Nesbi · 19/01/2026 15:31

He really doesn’t want those Epstein files released does he (how long has passed now since the legal deadline to release them was ignored?)

Yep - he’s trying to deflect all attention away from Epstein

WhereYouLeftIt · 19/01/2026 18:04

ThatCyanCat · 19/01/2026 17:53

How did the Dems not manage to defeat him? He's utterly insane. What did they do, or not do, that stopped people from voting when the alternative is this deranged orange loon?

"How did the Dems not manage to defeat him?" By fucking up big time. Sticking with Biden long after it was clear he wasn't up to the job, then anointing Harris without putting that to the vote. Harris was demonstrably not up to the job either.

As the incumbent party, they could not deny responsibility for the last five years of anything the electorate are not happy about. As the non-incumbent, Trump could talk any old shite, make any promises, he wanted to.

Had they sorted out potential runners for the job and voted on it in advance, had a new not-Biden presidential candidate ready to go, I doubt Trump would have got in.

Trouble is, both the Dems and the Reps have been neglectful, there's really nobody coming up through the ranks looking like potential leaders. (A bit like here in the UK, sadly.)

Lonelycrab · 19/01/2026 18:05

u3ername · 19/01/2026 17:37

Can someone explain what are the checks and balances in the USA to prevent one branch in government, and one person in particular, having all the power? Who is the president accountable to?

I think after the events of the last few months, years, not least the events of the Jan 6th insurrection and now demolishing of part of the WH (just to name a couple) it seems pretty clear that there are infact no checks or balances at all, or at least no meaningful ones that cannot be avoided. I fully expect him to cancel the midterms on some spurious excuse.

And here we are, with an unstoppable madman running the most powerful country on the planet.

sugarapplelane · 19/01/2026 18:06

Mangelwurzelfortea · 19/01/2026 16:22

I think the main one was when he singlehandedly blew up the Death Star.

😂

LoisGriffinskitchen · 19/01/2026 18:07

WhereYouLeftIt · 19/01/2026 18:04

"How did the Dems not manage to defeat him?" By fucking up big time. Sticking with Biden long after it was clear he wasn't up to the job, then anointing Harris without putting that to the vote. Harris was demonstrably not up to the job either.

As the incumbent party, they could not deny responsibility for the last five years of anything the electorate are not happy about. As the non-incumbent, Trump could talk any old shite, make any promises, he wanted to.

Had they sorted out potential runners for the job and voted on it in advance, had a new not-Biden presidential candidate ready to go, I doubt Trump would have got in.

Trouble is, both the Dems and the Reps have been neglectful, there's really nobody coming up through the ranks looking like potential leaders. (A bit like here in the UK, sadly.)

The way they are sticking with this guy who clearly has dementia on top of being a malignant narcissist.

MushyPeasAndMintSauce · 19/01/2026 18:07

"who dis?"

ThatAgileRosePanda · 19/01/2026 18:07

He spat his dummy out. He wants to be king of the world, to win all of the prizes and bully the countries that won’t let him get his own way.

FlightwasfromNewark · 19/01/2026 18:08

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 19/01/2026 16:54

Trump's empire will no doubt be the biggest and best empire that the world has ever seen. Obviously.

The bigliest!

UncannyFanny · 19/01/2026 18:09

I want my prize! Waaaaaa! I want it! I want it! Waaaaa!

HelpMeGetThrough · 19/01/2026 18:10

You can just imagine the advertising if Trump was a standup comic.

Donald Trump!!!

Coming to an arena near you soon, whether you like it or not!!

WhereYouLeftIt · 19/01/2026 18:10

I have thought for some time that Trump is insane, in the true sense of the word. He lives in a world of his own, where he is some sort of invincible Emperor, demanding all us plebs, countries as well as people, bow down before him. He's manipulable - Putin's got that off pat - and forgetful.

It drives me dotty hearing US and European politicians downplay his mad rantings as just his way, he's mercurial, he's playing 4D chess, he has a deeper plan - no, the man is demented and he has the nuclear codes!

nicepotoftea · 19/01/2026 18:13

WhereYouLeftIt · 19/01/2026 18:10

I have thought for some time that Trump is insane, in the true sense of the word. He lives in a world of his own, where he is some sort of invincible Emperor, demanding all us plebs, countries as well as people, bow down before him. He's manipulable - Putin's got that off pat - and forgetful.

It drives me dotty hearing US and European politicians downplay his mad rantings as just his way, he's mercurial, he's playing 4D chess, he has a deeper plan - no, the man is demented and he has the nuclear codes!

the man is demented and he has the nuclear codes!

That is why they try to handle him carefully.

Daygloboo · 19/01/2026 18:13

TortoiseshellTabby · 19/01/2026 14:35

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America."

This is why he’s justified in taking Greenland - apparently. How is this giant man-child in charge of the free world?

I just wonder what on earth he thinks he is achieving, because each act / text/ speech / tweet.... whatever.... makes him look ever more desperate.

I'm thinking next Xmas, when I get a small plastic gnome in my cracker, I might tie a ribbon to it and send it to him with a little note telling him he's been awarded it for being the ' BIGLIEST PEACEFULLEST PRESIDENT IN WESTERLY HISTORINESS' ..and it will be presented to the sound of cheers and clapping by a press ganged audience and to the soundtrack of some band that DEFINITELY doesnt want to be associated with him.

LakieLady · 19/01/2026 18:14

RafaistheKingofClay · 19/01/2026 16:07

He also claimed to have stopped the Armenia - Cambodia war. Which was also a surprise to both countries given the 4000miles between them.

Pmsl!

Someone send the mad fucker an atlas, ffs.

(Sorry to be flippant, but it's my coping strategy.)

EasternEcho · 19/01/2026 18:14

LongDarkTeatime · 19/01/2026 17:52

We all know Trump has no interest in peace, just making money for himself and his ‘family’.
He’s dragged out supporting Ukraine (and Europe) not only cos he thinks Putin is his BFF, but also cos he wants a piece of Ukraine’s valuable mineral resources.
He’s threatening Greenland, not for security (huge decrease in US troops stationed there recently) but for a piece of the mineral wealth there too.
He has no morals just a fruitless attempt to try and prove himself as worthy (by amassing wealth) to his dead parents.

It's now been revealed that all money from seized Venezuela oil is being deposited directly to an offshore account in Qatar, personally controlled by Trump. He has promised to return it to the USA and Venzuela at some point. I can't fathom how and why they are letting him get away with all this.

Oh and his "Peace Board" controlled by him and membership by nations will cost 1 billion dollars each payable to him. Putin has been invited and so has Netanyahu. It's all too crazy.

WhereYouLeftIt · 19/01/2026 18:16

ByWarmShark · 19/01/2026 17:59

I don't think he is bluster. I think he is an old psychopath with not a lot left to lose and world domination in his sights. In many ways it's surprising it's taken this long for another guy like this to rise to power since Hitler did it. (Remember Hitler started as a democratic and patriotic leader)

I fear he's not bluster either.

And he's already raised running for a third term, even though the US Constitution does not allow that.

NotTerfNorCis · 19/01/2026 18:17

EasternEcho · 19/01/2026 18:14

It's now been revealed that all money from seized Venezuela oil is being deposited directly to an offshore account in Qatar, personally controlled by Trump. He has promised to return it to the USA and Venzuela at some point. I can't fathom how and why they are letting him get away with all this.

Oh and his "Peace Board" controlled by him and membership by nations will cost 1 billion dollars each payable to him. Putin has been invited and so has Netanyahu. It's all too crazy.

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That is genuinely shocking. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-venezuela-oil-revenue-qatar-bank-b2901312.html

Not enough for him to seize another country's oil... he's apparently taking it for himself! That's despot territory.

sugarapplelane · 19/01/2026 18:19

UncannyFanny · 19/01/2026 18:09

I want my prize! Waaaaaa! I want it! I want it! Waaaaa!

Veruca Salt comes to mind

LongDarkTeatime · 19/01/2026 18:20

Daygloboo · 19/01/2026 18:13

I just wonder what on earth he thinks he is achieving, because each act / text/ speech / tweet.... whatever.... makes him look ever more desperate.

I'm thinking next Xmas, when I get a small plastic gnome in my cracker, I might tie a ribbon to it and send it to him with a little note telling him he's been awarded it for being the ' BIGLIEST PEACEFULLEST PRESIDENT IN WESTERLY HISTORINESS' ..and it will be presented to the sound of cheers and clapping by a press ganged audience and to the soundtrack of some band that DEFINITELY doesnt want to be associated with him.

You just triggered a beautiful daydream … imagine if millions of people around the world chose a week/ month and all sent symbolic ‘prizes’ to the Whitehouse for him.
Can you imagine the glorious news stories of the postal system being swamped and the Chief Wotsit thinking people actually liked him 😂

Daygloboo · 19/01/2026 18:24

LongDarkTeatime · 19/01/2026 18:20

You just triggered a beautiful daydream … imagine if millions of people around the world chose a week/ month and all sent symbolic ‘prizes’ to the Whitehouse for him.
Can you imagine the glorious news stories of the postal system being swamped and the Chief Wotsit thinking people actually liked him 😂

😂that would be beautiful

lifeonmars100 · 19/01/2026 18:24

The year that he has been back in office feels like about 10. I keep telling myself that one day we will wake up to find he has gone but it is going to be a long and dangerous road until that happens and the harm he is doing looks irreparable both for the US and the wider world. It is insulting to toddlers to compare him with one; at least they have charm and humour and will mature.

Pepsi4Eva · 19/01/2026 18:24

WhereYouLeftIt · 19/01/2026 18:16

I fear he's not bluster either.

And he's already raised running for a third term, even though the US Constitution does not allow that.

I said this to DH who replied 'But the US Constitution does not allow that'.

Oh, sweet summer child.

Alwaysalert · 19/01/2026 18:24

helplessbanana · 19/01/2026 15:11

The whole world is starting to cotton on to the fact that this man is considerably more dangerous to world peace than anyone else.

He is extremely dangerous and is about to do with Greenland what Putin did with Ukraine. He is a meglamaniac who adds tariffs because other countries don't agree with his policies on taking over a Nato Country that does not need any interference, they are running quite well on their own without the USA moving in and taking what they want and putting in their own rules to benefit US. WTF.

OutTheWayOut · 19/01/2026 18:26

The Hitler did not get into art school version dialled up to a 1000 of batshit insanity.

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