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Name a rude sounding place name?

227 replies

OneUmberJoker · 04/01/2026 19:10

Cockermouth

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LighthouseLED · 04/01/2026 20:19

Dildo, Newfoundland

stclementine · 04/01/2026 20:19

TerrysChocolateKumquat · 04/01/2026 19:38

Lower Dicker

And upper dicker

Tigercrane · 04/01/2026 20:21

Arces and Boob Charente Maritime.

Lonelycrab · 04/01/2026 20:23

Cock and Hen hole in Canada

nildesparandum · 04/01/2026 20:24

Street in Newcastle called Two Ball Lonnen. There is another one called Green Dyke Close.

Megjobethamy · 04/01/2026 20:24

Kunst Wett Brussels

petalpower · 04/01/2026 20:24

Barkleyspaubles · 04/01/2026 20:08

Fanny Hands Lane.
Creampoke Crescent
Penistone.

I was going to say Fanny Hands Lane but was beaten to it! We drive past there on the way to my auntie’s this week (rural Lincolnshire).

Mags1001 · 04/01/2026 20:27

Cockermouth

EducatingArti · 04/01/2026 20:31

Lonelycrab · 04/01/2026 20:10

Hoe lane

I used to live there!

franke · 04/01/2026 20:32

Ramsbottom and I think part of it is called Upper Ramsbottom.

Pornic is a town in France.

IndigoIsMyFavouriteColour · 04/01/2026 20:33

Upper dicker

Dolamroth · 04/01/2026 20:35

Rosamutabilis · 04/01/2026 19:52

How is this rude-sounding? I must be missing something.

With all the x cum x names I never think of it in that way because I did Latin A level and all I see is the word meaning "with".

Fanny Street, Cardiff.

Yes, like Marton cum Grafton and Chorlton cum Hardy

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 04/01/2026 20:40

Llandewi Brefi 😏

Catwoman8 · 04/01/2026 20:41

Nob end

ClareVoiance · 04/01/2026 20:42

Llanddewi Brefi?

Rainershine · 04/01/2026 20:43

Ringspit Lane

Rainershine · 04/01/2026 20:49

... and Hoe Foreshore, Plymouth

vimandvigour · 04/01/2026 20:52

@ThePieceHall I came here to say Slack Bottom, Calderdale focused user name too I note! 😂

DemonsRocks · 04/01/2026 20:55

Statsquestion1 · 04/01/2026 20:17

Dildo…it’s in Newfoundland

Was just going to say Dildo, I was there 20 years ago.

CeliaCanth · 04/01/2026 21:05

Shellow Bowels
Butt Lane, Manuden, Essex
Ugley, Essex (with the Ugley Women’s Institute which changed its name to the Women’s Institute of Ugley)

Berlinlover · 04/01/2026 21:08

Iron Knob

ClearlyNoIdea · 04/01/2026 21:11

Fannystown in Ireland

Empress13 · 04/01/2026 21:17

Bell End in Worcs. Always remember a radio presenter doing a traffic report he couldn’t stop laughing it was hilarious

boulevardofbrokendreamss · 04/01/2026 21:24

Pratts bottom

devils humpback

MrsPositivity1 · 04/01/2026 21:39

Muff

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